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 ramailo garni bhaye yata tira aawo
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Posted on 05-18-06 12:30 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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aba nepal ma loaktantra ni aayo..raaja ni jaala jasto cha.. Thik bho. Raaja ko adhikaaar ni kagat ma khosiyo aileysamma lai. Thikkai cha. So far so good. Aba raaja ni bhanna napaniey bho. Tyo ni no complain. So far, pretty good. Aba rajaram lai bolawunda ni sarkar ram bhanera bolawunu parni bho. Austi Pradip Gyawali lay kutai bhetya thyo Pradip Nepal bhanera. Aba rajaraam haru lay chutai chai nabhetoon ..kinaki janta tinnai hoon..kura yinnai hoon.

janta ma asikchhya ra chetana nabhaye samma kyai aye ni lachhardaina. La bhandi mailey ta. Auni ma jasta mula haru lay ni yasari kurlina nahuni ho bidesh ma basera . Wooops! sorry..rey kya last ma. Aba hamro gyanu lay ni ek shot dincha ki ta lasta bhanya jasto laagcha kailey kai malai. Marni belama Omrish Puri lay dhulo bata goli haanya jasto. You never know. laaaa..adhikar ni khosey..kyai garna nasakiney bho bhanera gyanendra yassai jholi tumba bokera night bus chadhera kathmandu chhodla jasto chai malai patakkai laagdaina. "Last action hero" rey kya..samjhya cha tyo bouddha ma herya video!!!!
 
Posted on 05-18-06 1:36 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Ek sapat sundari le bhandai thiyee malai, gala ma laali potera, ankha ma hariyo nilo lagayera, maskindai, aba hamro raja desh chadera jane wala cha. Sabai sampani bechi sakyo usle.

Ghar phone garera maile sode. Pashupati maharaj pashupati ma hunu huncha ki hundaina?

Mero ama le ke kura garcha, saade ta bahirai cha bhannu bho. tyaso bhaye Pashupati maharaj bhitrai hunu huncha raicha. Ani maile hijo raati bhane tyo sapat sundari lai, baru Pashupati Maharaj le embassy tira visa hanera Amrika tourist visa ma aunu huncha ani illegal basnu huncha, hola Gyane maharaj le chaddaina Nepal, je sukai hoss.

Aba pashupati maharaj ko po husstaan ma mandir ni banako cha aare, puja garne bhaktajaan ni aulaan. Gyane Maharaj ko Nepal mai scope dekchu ma ta, bahira ayera k napnu? Nepal ma bhaye Neta Maobadi ko chala mala pachi kehi bhai po halcha ki bhanne pani kura cha ni.

Baru Pashupati ko tikass chai Gyane le nai katdine hola Amrika ko. Dui suka kaam lagena Pashupati Maharaj, khali haturo tanyo, Parbati sanga salkiyo basyo. Gyane Maharaj arjit bhaisakyo. U.N mission ma Pashupati Maharaj lai pathaidine po hun ki? Aba ta hindi rastra ni parena, Pashupati lai ni ke cha ra? Baaal? He he!

IndisGuise:)
 
Posted on 05-18-06 1:39 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Where is the "ramailo" in this thread??? :O :O
Boredom kills!!
 
Posted on 05-18-06 2:26 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Indi ley lekhna chai ramailo hasilo bhayera lekhya raheychha - tara bujhna chai alik sarai garo bhayeko chha. Timro maskine maiyya ley bhaneko kura bahek -pashupath nath ko kassam - saade bahira ta aailey samma chha, bholi kaha janchha, hoss rakhnai parla ni. 100% gold nabhayey ni, gold polished ta chha tyo sadhey -:) anyways, pashupati nath ko kura ta ek choti feri fursad bhayeko bela read garnu parla. :) Ani balla bujhinchha hola ramrari (sorry, i am slow when it comes to politics)

Jira
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Aba hamro gyanu lay ni ek shot dincha ki ta lasta bhanya jasto laagcha kailey kai malai. Marni belama Omrish Puri lay dhulo bata goli haanya jasto"

OHO! matinee cinema ma cinema hall ma sitthi bajayeko jasto- malai ramrari whistle garna na aayey pani, i shall put in my round of applause :)
 
Posted on 05-18-06 2:26 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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bahek = jastai **
 
Posted on 05-18-06 3:06 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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BB le gathi kuro garyo. Sadhe ta sun kai ho bhanthe. Kehi nabhaye ni gold plated chai hola. Gyanu dai le Pashupati maharaj lai tourist visa ma amrika huttaunu huncha ani Sadhe lai chai permanent residency nai de ra pathaunu huncha. Swiss bank ma money tranfer system ma khiya lako cha aare tyo account ma. Ek last time re-activate huncha. :)

Does not gyanu dai says (or for that matter all Kings said) "Pashupati Nath le Hami sabai ko Kalyan Garun"? Pashupati bro bhang dankayera sutaan cha, ke ko rakshya. Baru Rakshya lai Parbati banayera pathaye buda uthne thiye ki? Alik Kharya chan re buda. Ekchoti bhang straight mukh ma halera pachi milk, sugar and bhang mix garera majja le deko, 3 din trance ma thiye ma, aba Prabhu bhole baba ko ke kura garnu? Kun bela wodeko baag ko chala khasne ho hoss nai nahola.

Huna ta Pashupati baba le ni baal matlaab bhanya hola. Bhatta haru le bhatyako bhatyai cha, Bholi baba sutya sutai cha. Aba Hindu Desh ni rahena, pramukh dev pani rahena hamro desh ko. Baru ma bhanchu Pashupati Maharaj lai nai Hussstaan parcel garne ki? Yaha saade ko, gaai ko masu chapauda, bhakti garne mache ko kami chaina. Ani sano tino basne thegana ni cha re kya husstaan aa.

Arko kura, yo Buddha pani dikka cha hola atma ma. Saab Nepali bidesh hanniyeko bela, Nepali haru le uslai India pani janu nadine. Bholi kai miti le Buddha lai ni India ko bhanera proclamation nikalnu paryo. Ki kaso? Saathi haru le ke bhannu huncha ke re? Akhir santi poila gako pani dherai bhaisakyo ke re. Feri Buddha santi bina bachna sakdina bhanne suneko thiye. Khai ke ke...

IndisGuise;)
 
Posted on 05-18-06 3:16 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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mrjira, lets have fun now. You bring some drink I will bring cow meat. We can kill and eat cow from yesterday
 
Posted on 05-18-06 3:27 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Ok - i dont think i;ve posted 17 posts today, but the damn ticker shows my time for the day in sajha is almost over. Gyanendra and BB ma k common chha - both our time's up, usko nepal bata , mero sajha bata...ahem - back to the topic

Indi :)

Aja ta timro mood on raheychha ni. Good to see the drastic improvement. Bhaang, Dhatturo, Sugar - sabb ko nikkai kura hudai chha. Holi ko yaad aauchha. As far as Nepal not being a hindu country is concerned- fuk that- its what we are from within. Jabo euta symbol hatayera hamro mann bata hinduism hatney bhayey tah- world would be a lot different. Its a saying I tell my frens "you can remove BB out of nepal, but u cant remove Nepal out of BB", and same applies to our culture and way of life. :)

Buddha, Pashupati, Guheswori , Chahabil Ganesh - all Devs and Devis must be really annoyed with us. Gods helps those who help themselves. Hami Nepali ta ek arka ma nai jhagada. Aba Maoists (or let me be precise and say Prachanda - uff naam sundai dui jhappad dina mann lagney ) haru ko buddhi ko bhada ma thulo birko lageko ma, bhagwaan lai kina doshney. Euta Mahadev ra Parwati ko story yaad aayo:

Once Mahadev and Parwati were taking a walk from swargalok, and parwati saw this really poor old man with no money, and starving to death. Then, being the sweetheart she is, she told Mahadev "binti chha hajur, tyo budha lai kripa garibakshyos". Mahadev wanted his wifey to learn a lesson, and so he said "hera priyey ! mailey yeslai paisa nai diyey pani, bhagya ma nabhayeko kura, paudaina yesley". So mahadev threw a big sack full of gold, diamonds, etc in front of the man. The old man approached the bag, and looked at it and said "harey, kosko raheychha yo sun ko poko, ma ta lidina, paap lagchha" and kicked it away. Arko chattu keta saw it, and picked it up. Lesson learnt : bhagwaan ley pani katti help garnu. In Nepal's case, garney ley garey - jatti garey pani baluwa ma pani haleko barabar :(

OKAY - i've written an essay. :O
 
Posted on 05-18-06 4:04 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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:D

nice essay BB. Good Job.
:)
 
Posted on 05-18-06 4:21 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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"As far as Nepal not being a hindu country is concerned- fuk that.."

--->Ram ram ;)

"you can remove BB out of nepal, but u cant remove Nepal out of BB"
--> Aaach;). Removed or moved? :p

"Aba Maoists (or let me be precise and say Prachanda - uff naam sundai dui jhappad dina mann lagney ) "

--LMAO. HAHAHAHAHA.

Malai ni mukh mutdina maan lagcha yo jyanmara haru ko. Tara kyarnu, Nepal ma jasko sakti usko bhakti cha. :)


And yes, I want to be that chattu keta :)

IndisGuise:)
 
Posted on 05-18-06 4:24 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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