I used to work in a gas station when I was in Minnesota. It was more like a grocery store than a gas station. It was snowing outside on that slow day. I was having forty winks, and then rapidly an old lady came inside and blubbered “Where are your bananas?” At first it seemed like a logical question. Then suddenly I realized that the banana cart was empty. “I’m sorry maam but, we don’t have any bananas today!” It took her a few moments to absorb that information. “….What! What do you mean by you don’t have any? Every store has bananas, are you sure you don’t have any bananas today?” I was confused. I couldn’t speak. Finally “No!”. After the lady was gone it dawned on me just how foolish my expectations were. What a crap!!