(Note in the last)
Such-shit came back from a party. Many darbariyas were present there. Such-shit had a lot of drinks and he was feeling numb. After getting to his house he drifted into half sleep and had a dream. In his dream, every thing was controlled in Nepal. Only Shahs and Ranas had voting rights. Even the oxygen was allowed to flow in KTM only two times a day. Wow... it looks like 1803 B.S. In fact! the second edition of 1803 B.S. Such-shit is already the prime minister and soon he is going to get SHREE 3. After getting shree 3, I will send these Shahs packing too. Good old jange made a mistake by not doing so. And a Such-shit rana democracy in Nepal! Mynmar will be Nepal's closest friend!

But it is morning and bells toll in Pashupatinath temple. Such-shit wakes up and sees that it
is already 2062. He is in hangover and gets irritated with anything. Goes to make a speech and scolds everybody.
"Parties follow foreigners, declare them ARASTRIYA TATWA and ban them."
"Reporters and lawyers are ARASTRIYA TATWA."
"Students are ARASTRIYA TATWA"
"Internet is ARASTRIYA TATWA as foreigners control it"
"Ban this air, it doesn't support Feb.1"
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But think again you such-shit bullshit and don't fart too much. In new Nepal, not only you will go to hell, even the use of "Shamsher Janga Bahadur Rana" will be banned. It stinks of tyranny and mass murder.

Note:
such-shit=Sachchit