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PM Balen Finally Speaks!

The so-called opposition walalhs, as I would like to call them, have been crying and whining about our PM Balen not speaking a word to them in the parliament for months and when he finally decided to speak, they went wild trying to attack the Speaker and create a ruckus inside the hall!

I think our old school jholey and their netas still haven't learned their lessons well. This is not their 'new' Nepal, this is a 'new new' Nepal where the old corrupt traditions are shredded to pieces while trying to build a country held hostage by the jholeys for the past three decades.

Our PM finally decided to speak and even that didn't go well with a few seat wallahs. They wanted the old tradition back where the questions are sent beforehand and the PM comes back the next day to give not answers but hawa taari guffs like Oli used to do then.

Our PM decided to pull in a fast and furious one and decided to answer the questions of our loser parties right there and then and it seemed that the losers did not even know what to ask because they were not prepared at all. You are a lawmaker, and you represent your constituency. Ask about how the government can help the ones in your area instead of trying to act all high and mighty by asking big questions that actually do not help your voters at all.

Yes, we need to worry about our borders and get back our land, maybe but why didn't the old school chor parties move even an inch when they were in power? Give some respect to our Speaker because he is the umpire in the House, and give more respect to our PM as well. Maybe we should first take care of our wild monkeys in the parliament before we even tackle the monkey menace in our hills!

Harka was missing when our PM Balen decided to pull a fast one. Maybe he was in some local bhatti trying to convince someone that 'Harka-Baad' is the way to go all the way to the Stone Age.

Our PM clearly mentioned that he was not even aware about the border encoachment thing and only came to know after getting all the info as he stepped into Baluwatar and it is a two-way street.

What's wrong about that? Our opposition wallahs lost their cool and their jholeys have been lighting up torches and protesting in Maitighar but they still don't get it. They can't beat the PM at his own game. If you think you have a cool question, he will come up with answers that will make you wonder why you asked a question in the first place?

Our so-called experts, old chor media and netas and their jholeys have found some masala to grind for now. I think this 'PM should resign' matter will settle down in a few days because we all know that it will take some time and more diplomatic manuevers and experts getting together to resolve our border issues once and for all.

And why are the opposition wallahs demanding the resignation of our PM every 48 hours? Harka wanted him to resign because he didn't speak and now the Congress UML Maoist (CUM) chors want him to resign because he finally spoke.

These buffoons think PM Balen is immature, and needs to learn some 'Chanakya' techniques. No, he doesn't. He is much smarter than most of us and what has Oli, Deuba or Prachanda done when they were in power except enrich their own near and dear ones and bowing down to our chimekis every other week?

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