Nepalis all over the world have cum together to celebrate the top Nepali position in the pornhub stats. After pornhub made their top data public, Nepalis all over the world were joyous and jubiliant to bag the top position once again almost 2 years after another Nepali bagged the top position in spelling words backwards.
Nepalis bagged the gold in the Long Duration Countries category by lasting the longest per visit on average.
Anal Dixit, the chairman of the NPVA, Nepal Porn Viewer Association, extolled the diligence and strength shown by the members of NPVA. The Right Hand man of the organization, Hardik Dixit revealed that he had been single handedly lobbying to get our country Nepal's name in top position in this years Porn marathon.
He said that he has been advising members to utilize the slow speed of Nepali internet by taking advantage of the spare time during buffering times, by exercising their arm muscles and by encouraging creative thinking. He said, "many times Nepal internet has betrayed us by abruptly ending video sessions in the middle of download. All of us members have to unite in pressuring the ISP's to give us dependable service."
Sajha onion correspondent was able to track down an unverified list of top internet users in Nepal.
10. DJ Tantrik downloading mostly his own video with Namrata Shrestha
9. The Nepali guy doing youtube videos shaking his hands a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCpLC9xZOg8
8. Nas, when he's not thinking about hindu religion
7. and 6. positions were shared by Divorceguy and Sexy in Sari
5. Lex Limbu
4. Chi.rinjibi Ku.mar Wa.gle
3. World's smallest man from Nepal
2. Nepali bicyclist all over the world - name withheld by request
And the number one position goes to Ex King Gyanendra Bir Bikram Shah niwas
Disclaimer: This list is not porn viewers list. The validity of this list has not been verified and any similarity to real fact is only a sheer coincidence.
Last edited: 08-Jan-15 04:24 PM