We been reading in the news that our PM Sushil Koirala has repeatedly invited president Obama to visit Nepal during his visit to South Asia next month. I don't know if Obama understood anything that our PM has to say when he was here in US. But I urge president Obama to visit our beautiful country for the following 10 reasons :
1. To figure out what Sushil Koirala said to him during his visit to the States.
2. To help Sushil Koirala get laid.
3. To see how Mahanayak Rajesh Hamal is handling his sex life.
4. To find out how much Karishma Manandhar owes in back taxes here in US.
5. To assure Rekha Thapa that not all Nepalese in US are homeless.
6. To help Amrit Gurung & Nepathya get visa to US so that they can perform in Radio City Music Hall.
7. To investigate asylum applicants' stories.
8. To find out if he can satisfy Michelle with the "yarshagumba".
9. To win popularity among Nepalese over Modi.
10. To kick Prachande's brown a$$.
