It's been in the news that Sunny Leone is visiting the Capital of Nepal. The timing coincides with the arrival of Spring and the Bollywood star's first-name is also Sunny.

During this Spring when the news of the former porn star's spread across the Valley, not just its porn connoisseurs got a bulge, but also the Bhimsen Stambha sprang up to its stiff and straight glory. Bhimsen Thapa must had been a perv to have commissioned such a suggestively-shaped structure to prove to be his only namesake and monumental legacy.

If this Canadian-import climbs all the way to that huge, long and hard concrete pole, it would be self-evident that Ms. Leone would have no other challenging poles left, to be climbed in Nepal.