American girl: “What do you do?” Nepali girl: “Why are you in Nepal?” American: Asks you to buy a drink Nepali: Expects you to buy a drink American: Flip flops because they’re comfortable Nepali: High heels because men like them American: 20 pounds overweight Nepali: 5 pounds underweight American: Looking for a stable career Nepali: Looking for a stable husband American: Won’t shut up Nepali: Won’t open up American: Hates makeup Nepali: Qualified to be a makeup artist American: Fake attitude Nepali: Fake nails, eyelashes, and sometimes eyebrows American: Obsessed with celebrities Nepali: Obsessed with money American: Bang in three hours Nepali: Bang after marriage American: Knows how to heat chicken nuggets in microwave Nepali: Knows how to cook meals passed on from her grandmother American: Has bulky dimensions like an rugby player Nepali: Has petite dimensions like a normal girl American: You have to trick her into having sex Nepali: You have to logically convince her into having sex American: High self-esteem when beauty doesn’t warrant it Nepali: Low self-esteem when beauty warrants it American: Pretends to be a porn star in bed Nepali: Pretends to be a virgin in bed American: Complains there are no good men Nepali: Complains you didn’t buy her flowers American: Grinds on every cock in the club Nepali: Clubs are for whores American: Feels uncomfortable with silence Nepali: Feels uncomfortable with too much chatter American: Treats you like a coworker Nepali: Treats you like the master of her life American: Relationship gets worse after first bang Nepali: Relationship gets better after first bang American: Never traveled but thinks she knows the world Nepali: Never traveled and insecure about it American: Obsessed with Apple Nepali: Obsessed with Facebook American: Brags about banging a black guy as proof she isn’t racist Nepali: Hates blacks American: Dresses like a bum even though she has money Nepali: Dresses flashy even though she has no money American: Sees men as misogynists who have institutional privilege Nepali: Sees men as a bridge to a better life American: Pretend she’s strong and independent Nepali: Knows she’s fragile and weak American: Goes out twice a week to clubs to get attention from men Nepali: Doesnt need to American: Thinks casual sex and free birth control are essential to being happy Nepali: Things marriage is essential to being happy American: Expert at taking webcam shots from magic angles Nepali: Expert at posing for photos in ugly park American: Will believe anything you tell them Nepali: Human lie detector American: Divorce in 5 years, will take the house and kids with her Nepali: 50 year marriage anniversary is expected