From: www.suklugunda.com
Win, not Whine!
It seems that every one of us knows better when it comes to running a country than those who are in power. Harkey thinks he knows everything. If it were the old days, then the Speaker of the House would have suspended our 'Stone Age' warrior every other day for his antics. But, Speaker DP seems to be more patient than Lord Buddha when it comes to dealing with the nataks displayed by our so-called opposition wallahs!
Kulman, our 'load-shedding' warrior, thinks he knows better as well. He is now boasting about his political party's massive win in the upcoming provincial election, and his crew will be running the Bagmati Province in 2027. Maybe he also has answers for our weak distribution lines, as we seem to be facing power cuts daily due to hawa hoori or some paani purring! I guess PM Balen is right when he tells us that if we go all in with 'induction stoves' for now, then we will be seeing fireworks in our transformers in every neighborhood!
Our former Finance Secretary and then our Finance Minister, Rammy Khanal, has tons of advice for the current Finance Minister but could not do much when he was a sarkari hakim or a mantri then. I think the old school finance wallahs should be blamed for most of the blame in this country for the past two decades!
Our shady byapari, once Maoist, then UML and now Rajabadi, Durgey Prasai, is joining hands with our Dhawal Rana, former Mayor from Nepalgunj and RPP neta, and they are planning a new political party or so-called 'nationalist' force. Durgey owes our banks hundreds of crores, and he just could not get his way after feeding Marsi chaamal to Prachanda and Oli. Now, he is looking for a new band to join every other month!
Let us not even talk about our former 'Ama' Sushila Karki, our former PM and former Chief Justice (CJ), who has shown her true colors. She is part of the old system, and no wonder, she was pissed at Balen for not following the 'ten-year' setting at the Supreme Court. Yes, Sapana Pradhan Malla is qualified and had all the credentials, but so did the other 5 folks who were in the 'Pick One' list when it came to appointing the next CJ.
And then let us not talk about the Congressis and the UML and the Maiost. They should just shut up and enjoy five years of fasting (from looting) and see if they still have any credibility left in the next election, when all their misdeeds will finally be made public before that.
The most annoying lot of them all are our pattukaars or so-called journalists who never give us a fair view on what is going on in this country. Most of the old school media is after the Balen Sarkar. They are watching every move, and every slip is big news, while they chose to remain silent for the past 3 decades of loot, murder, and money laundering by those in power.
All you old school jholeys, chor netas and shady byaparis, and the chiya kharcha media wallahs can get together and figure out how to win in 2031 instead of dreaming of a break-up between Rabi and PM Balen soon. I guess most of them are just plain scared because Sudan Gurung is back Home!
The old Congress UML Maoist (CUM) netas talk about rigged elections and foreign interference, but I guess they failed to realize that it was the Nepali people who voted them to power and then voted to give them a thrashing as well. Do not disrespect us, the common folks who have given all of you tons of opportunities to make this great again, and you all failed miserably.
And for the media wallahs, who seem to be taking the 'Every Breath You Take" lyrics by heart, please also come clean and be transparent about how much you make from our shady byaparis and other external funding from foreign embassies and intelligence agencies and how much you have extorted and why you have not paid your staff for months and some for years!
So, the only option for all you whiners is to stand up for election, get a majority and then run this country. Until then, just relax and hope that the government will not come after you for tax evasion, money laundering, and all the illegal deals you have all engaged in for the past two decades since we became a Republic!
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