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amricane
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Posted on 07-19-11 3:50
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बिना सित्ती साउ को गाली खाने
चोर्दै नचोरी चोर् हुने
काम सुरु गरेकै भोलि पल्ट फाएर हुने
साउ ले जे भने पनि लुखुर लुखुर मान्ने
म बेबस लुटे कुकुर जस्तो
म ग्यास स्टेशन कर्मचारी हजुर, घण्टा हान्ने घण्टा जस्तो
काम गर्छु स्टोर मा,
साउ को डेस्कटप घर मै बनाउन जाने
उस्तै पर्यो भने साउ को छोरो लाई शोप्पिङ पनि लाने
म तेस्को बाउ को पेर्सनल नोकर जस्तो
म ग्यास स्टेशन कर्मचारी हजुर, घण्टा हान्ने घण्टा जस्तो
जति काम गरे पनि गाली खान पर्ने
यो भएन त्यो भएन येसो गर उसो गर
सदै कच कच सुन्न पर्ने
मुजी धोती को दास जस्तो
म ग्यास स्टेशन कर्मचारी हजुर, घण्टा हान्ने घण्टा जस्तो
१० वटा क्यामरा को बीच बस्न पर्ने
बुलेट प्रूफ सीसा भित्र लुक्न पर्ने
पानी खाको नी खाता मा चढाउन पर्ने
कस्टमर अयेर पाधे पनि साउ लाई उजुर गर्न पर्ने
म सेन्त्रल जेल को कैदी जस्तो
म ग्यास स्टेशन कर्मचारी हजुर, घण्टा हान्ने घण्टा जस्तो
स्टोर को फोहोर पराइ जवोस
बाटो पनि बदार्नु पर्ने
देख्दै मा घिन लाग्दो काले ले मुतेको
मुत्त्रालय नी सफा गर्न पर्ने
अनी त्यो मुजी मेक्सा ले घोप्टाको बियर नी पुछ्न पर्ने
म कान्छी की भत्ती मा काम गर्ने कान्छा जस्तो
म ग्यास स्टेशन कर्मचारी हजुर, घण्टा हान्ने घण्टा जस्तो
कार्ड मा उस्को पैसा हुन्न ,
दीक्लाइन हुँदा गाली खान पर्ने ,
बिना सित्ती को फका फक सुन्न पर्ने
कतै ईज्जत नभको फुड स्ट्याम्पे लाई नी जीउ जीउ लाउन पर्ने
म राणा काल को चप्रसी जस्तो
म ग्यास स्टेशन कर्मचारी हजुर, घण्टा हान्ने घण्टा जस्तो
काम मा भगवान धोग्दै बस्न पर्ने ,
कस्को रिस को झोक मा पर्ने हो डरै मर्न पर्ने
गल फ्रेन्ड को रिस पनि आयेर हमलाई नै पोख्ने
हुँदा हुँदा अमेरिका हमले गरेर बर्बाद भएको सुन्न पर्ने
म ग्यास स्टेशन कर्मचारी हजुर, घण्टा हान्ने घण्टा जस्तो
काम मा जादा युद्द भुमी गए जस्तो
काले देख्दा मुटु चिसो गरि बस्ने
कुन बेला कता बाट अयेर थोक्ने हो सतर्क भएर बस्न पर्ने
म अफगानिस्तान मा भएको अम्रिकी सैनिक जस्तो
म ग्यास स्टेशन कर्मचारी हजुर, घण्टा हान्ने घण्टा जस्तो
७ खाएर ने क्याम्रियो चद्ने
होलस्टर र एइ घटी को लुगै नदेख्ने
आइ फोन ४ पनि पुरानो भो भन्ने
ल्यापटप त नेपाल पठाको पठाई गर्ने
साउ भन्दा धेरै खर्च गर्ने
म ग्यास स्टेशन कर्मचारी हजुर, घण्टा हान्ने घण्टा जस्तो
स्यागी पाइन्ट मा साचो जुन्द्याउने
टाउको भन्दा ठुलो टोपी लाउने
नेपाली शब्द मा होमी झुन्द्याउने
हेर्दै मा काले को दर सन्तान जस्तो
म ग्यास स्टेशन कर्मचारी हजुर, घण्टा हान्ने घण्टा जस्तो
म ग्यास स्टेशन कर्मचारी हजुर,
अम्रिका कै सब भन्दा सस्तो बेकरी हजुर
चोर् को आँखा को तारो हजुर
काले को गोली को निसान हजुर
म केइ गर्छु भने आएको तर केइ गर्न नपाएको एउटा बिबस कथा हजुर
म ग्यास स्टेशन कर्मचारी हजुर, घण्टा हान्ने घण्टा जस्तो
(note: येस कबिता मा भएका कुरा हरु वास्तविक हुन , कति पय मैले भोगेका, कति पय देखेका र कति पय सुनेका कुरा हुन ,कसै को जिन्दकी सँग
मिल्न गयेमा सन्योग मात्र हुने छैन)
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amricane
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Posted on 07-19-11 11:51
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@ all my poem doesnt mean to create discussion over here for study job or anything. so if you want to discuss please open different thread, dont spoil mine.
I used some slang words cause it bring some sweetness on poem :-)
कबिता लाई बस्क्तबिक्ता मा ढाल्दा अली अली वास्तविक शब्द को प्रयोग मात्र गरेको हुँ , if u feel offensive i appolize but cant delete those words and make my poem घण्टा जस्तो lol
@kanchu, either you havent seen USA or you must be kidding me , i have a friends doing gasstation jobs even after grad. if u want to ask i can provide you. May be you work in mall or you have som1 to take care of you but reality is not what u said , its what we do.
@garib_manche, बैंक को काम भन्दा Gas Station राम्रो हुन्च भन्ने तिमलाई मेरो भन्नु केइ छैन . i think ur brother or sister won gasstation so u dont have to do anything just stay and hit register , कूलर नी काले लाई भर्न लाउछौ होला . I am not saying or complaing about not doing job. all facts i mention are true.
@hakim_saheb ANA गयेर गाई जात्रा के गर्नु मलाई साझा नै ठीक छ
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hit.the.hot
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Posted on 07-19-11 12:40
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Nice one bruh, keep it going..... Good Luck & God Bless at job!
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dalle_momo
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Posted on 07-19-11 12:48
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Daamiz... Ghanta Hanne.. Ghanta Jaso..
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Posted on 07-19-11 3:07
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हुज् दा फक डिसलाईक दिस् रिएल स्टोरी :P
अम्रिकने , निकै गतिलो छ, अरू पनि जावोस।
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Posted on 07-19-11 3:21
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Real story of Nepalese student over here..been there n done that..n don't wanna b there again....
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Posted on 07-19-11 5:53
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Posted on 07-19-11 6:02
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Very Nice..... ... keep going....
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Posted on 07-19-11 6:07
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Dami Chha bro, la mailey pani auta likes handhey.The one guy who disliked this poem should be dhoti.
@Kanchu:Bro, DV parera auney ta yeha dhoti ko chakari garera baseka chhan aruko ta kurai chhodam na.Grads, Undergrads sabai ko halat tei ho so dherai nabanam hola.
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Posted on 07-19-11 6:08
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Real story embedded in a nice flow of the peom......Awesome...
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Posted on 07-19-11 8:21
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babal lekhechau ni ho amricane...kehi garlau jasto cha!!!
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amricane
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Posted on 07-19-11 8:29
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thank you for all those who like my small creation. i have a bunch of them just waiting them to share over here.
if sombody teach me how to add like dislike button on a page( on html format; using java script) i will surely share a link with you guys.
comment section will be great too : -)
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Posted on 07-19-11 9:52
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amricane bro,
nice poem
you can't do that with html alone. You need a server-side script to handle that. I Suggest Php.
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amricane
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Posted on 07-19-11 10:07
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mulmiz bro, any tutorial site???
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Posted on 07-20-11 9:12
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Yo 'Ghanta jasto' bhane bani mero pani chaa,, naramro maanu hudaina kasso ho? ghanta jasto
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Posted on 07-24-11 9:03
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I believe this is a real story in USA.
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Posted on 07-29-11 2:36
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bichara.... yaha australia ma ta tyasto hudaina....
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Posted on 07-29-11 6:24
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Yea, Ho ra ? Yo kaha ko gas station ko story ho ? Ma ma ta Australia ko vanthaneko ! Sachi Australia ma ta ghoda ko lidi ra Veda ko guhu sornu parcha are ni ho ? Bichara !!!
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Posted on 07-29-11 7:00
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please guys no fight over here.
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Posted on 07-30-11 12:18
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ma nepal ma hunda, euta [Disallowed String for - castist references disallowed]y saathi america ma thiyo.
mailey sodhda k kaam bhaneko, shell ma ho shell bhanthyo..
ma chahi shell bhaneko thulo oil company thanthey, k thaha yesto jhar-patey gas station bhanera..
mula ko saag [Disallowed String for - castist references disallowed]y yestari dhaak lagauthyo maanu k k na garey jasto..
sala tehi hepai khayera hola, ahiley canada bhagera gumnaam bhayera baseko cha.. gadha..
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Posted on 08-07-11 6:39
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La badhai cha yaar. nicekabita!!! and real story......jagir chodda....sahu lai ***** la dekahidinu....
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