The Polite Way to Pee
> > During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
> > asked her students the following question:
> > "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
> > how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
> > Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by
> > saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
> > What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
> > Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll
>be
> > right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
>word
> > bathroom at the dinner table. And you, Joseph, can you use your brain
>for
> > once and show us your good manners?"
> > "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
> > shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,
> > whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted.
