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Oli is back!

Finally, after months of being under the weather, our great national comedian KP Oli is back! If KP Oli had gotten away with the social media ban, he would have been our very first dictator in this land in the Republican era.

But he failed because our young folks decided to stand up and tell Oli that he could not have his way. Then Oli decided that even school kids need to be taught a lesson and shed no tears, and still doesn't repent or show remorse for the killings!

Oli either lives in a bubble or is using some psychedelic drugs and is in a buzz every time he opens his filthy mouth. He thinks the world revolves around him, and so does his political party, the UML. He has now made it very clear that unless he drops dead, he is not going anywhere.

I think Oli is not a dumb buda. He has been playing the old school political game for the past three decades. He was once our Home Minister in a minority government led by CPN-UML then. He then became our Prime Minister a few times after we became a Republic.

And except for his hawa taari guffs, he hasn't done much for the country and the people. But as usual, his jholeys, crony byaparis and near and dear ones have profited much during his days in Baluwatar.

Oli still thinks he is the national 'ba' and somebody needs to knock him off his seat to bring him back to reality. Well, I am not calling for physical violence, but it's about time, the young generation leaders of the party either break away and form their own UML (Not Oli) party or do their own andolan and masal joo-loos and dhunga muda, which they know best to get Oli off the ship.

Oli was thrashed by Balen in Jhapa. He still thinks the election was a fraud, and it was all set up to make RSP the majority party. He blames foreign hands, AI, and anyone who does not agree with him. This is a big slap to the majority of the Nepali voters who decided they wanted change and were done with the same old chor Congressi UML and Maoist (CUM) parties.

Oli is now cooking all kinds of conspiracy theories on how the election was stolen. Well, he had all the money and mundreys, and it didn't win him the election. Oli is now barking like a rabid dog, but he still thinks he is roaring like a lion.

He is no longer relevant in Nepali politics. The more he barks, the more stupid he looks, and he still hasn't realized or doesn't want to accept that the majority of the people look at him as the killer of school children instead of a nationalistic neta or whatever he thought he was.

Oli now tells us that he will not be submitting his property details and challenges the government. He tells us that his property is now ashes, and they can take the kharani. I guess he wants to be admitted to a private cabin in TU hospital, the same block gifted by his once dear byapari, our very own Minney Dai from Bhatbhateni.

Oli knows very well that once he loses his position as the King of UML, he will be getting a lot of heat from the government and even his once close comrades. He wants to stick around so that he can, or he thinks he can mobilize hundreds of thousands of his jholeys to burn stuff across the country. Well, it didn't happen when he was arrested a few months ago, and he is still pissed about that.

Let us wish Oli well. Let us thank him for still sticking around because we were tired of only Harka and his crew making a fool of themselves. We now have Oli and it will be fun as he comes up with his one-liners and ukkhan-tukkas to make us laugh once again.

And for the comrades who still believe in UML, either open your own party or let go because your party is not a democratic one, it is a one-man show and hell-bent on destroying itself just because you don't dare to kick one fool out the door.

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