hey everybody, here are few short jokes i gave ATTAHAANS (loud-laugh) on.. hope you'll like it toooooo....
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Husband was in pain as a honeybee bite at his penis, wife pray o god please take the pain away but leave the swelling
Did you hear about the blonde man who had 8 vasectomies? He had to.... his wife kept getting pregnant.
Q:when does a man close his eyes and ears when he a nude scene comes in tv programme?
A:when his is cut by his pant zipper and dressed a plaster tight round his penis.
What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
At weddings old aunts usd to tease me saying "You are next, you are next."
But they stoppd it since I started doin the same to them at funerals...!!
Will you love me after marriage also?
This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
A morning dialogue:
Hubby: "Honey, you know when I shave in the morning I feel 10 years younger."
Darling-wife: "But can you shave in the evening then?"
Little Johnny is playing in the street one day when this stranger pulls up in his car.
The stranger, "Psssssst! Hey kid!"
"Yeah?"
Stranger, "I'll give a piece of candy to come in my car."
Little Johnny, "Give me the whole damn bag and I'll come in your mouth!"
A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day was involuntary muscles.
The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asked the woman, "Do you know what your asshole does when you're having an orgasm?"
"Sure" she said. "He's at home, taking care of the kids.
Your Name?
Abu Dalah Sarafi.
Sex?
Four times a week.
No, no, no male or female?
Male, female...some time camel
.png)
