Sardar Santa Singh goes to a Udipi hotel to have something to eat. He orders for Masala Dosa. The waiter promptly gets him the dish but is surprised to see that Santa eats only the masala leaving the dosa behind. Santa then orders for 1 plate Samosa. Again this time the waiter notices that Santa eats only the filling and not the shell. Waiter is very curious. Santa next orders for Batata Vada. This time around also Santa eats only the filling and leaves the shell behind.

The waiter is losing his patience and walking upto Santa asks him, "Sardarji, aap dish ke under ka hi cheez kyon khaa rahe ho, kya baki cheez pasand nahi aaya..?"(why are you eating the inside stuff don't you like the rest of it.) Santa Singh says, "Arre bhaiyya, aisi baat nahi. Hamaari tabiyat kuch teekh nahi isliye doctor ne kaha ki baahar ka cheez mat khaya karo..."(I am not feeling so well so the doctor told me not to it outside stuff.)

hehe, keep them coming, nice one...I love suddies bhaiyyajiiiiisssssssss

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d compliment"


hehehaha!!!!!
Mokshyaa :-)

I love Sardar ji jokes...I wonder why people make fun of them. They are supposed to be intelligent.........

erases the note ... SO FUNNY i'v never heard that joke hahahahahahahha...

Like most of us I love sardar ji jokes. cant stress it more....I simply love them!!!! my current fav:
This is how sardarji introducted his family in a party:
"Hi, I am sardar. this is my wife, sardarNEY. boy in red is my Kid and the girl in blue is my Kid-NEY"
help!!! pet dukhyo hasera :P

my kidney re :O HAHAHAAHAA...lemoneee , saachaai pet dukhyo haasera heeeelp :D:D

nice ones.. keep 'em comming...

One thing sardarji aces on is that he's always capable to bring smileys to our faces.... keep on being dum*..oops sowie smart, sardarji

one none sardar riddle:
ok lets make it Sardarji joke:

HOW DOES THE SARDAR HONEY BEE MAKE HONEY?

a. By kissing the flower?
b. By licking the flower?
c. By kicking all the pollens?
d. All of the above?/
e. None of the abobe??


Anybody??

ok here's how the sardar bee makes honey

Tyra,
Im sure if sardar ji sees this thread and reads hamro "hasda hasda pet dukhyo walla reaction" to his jokes he'll go " Abe kudiye tum peet "mich" to rahi ho.. to dukhne ka sawal hi nahin uthta" LOL

Hushpuppy --> by taking honey off his surname??? :D

OK one more..
Why did that sardarji put lipstick on his forehead?
He wanted to make his mind up. :D

This is a real one. My classmate sardar jee referred 18 books for Physics in B.E. 1st Semester. Guess what? He failed the Physics exam. There was a rumor, he got 18/100.