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 10 Things That Piss Me Off
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Posted on 06-21-07 11:53 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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1. People who point at their wrist while
asking for the time. I know where my watch is,
buddy...where the hell is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??

2. People in the supermarket check out line
who wait until their entire bill is rung up
before they begin writing their check.
Hello...is the store name going to change,
or the date, or your signature before the
clerk finishes? Get a clue!

3. People who are willing to get off their
ass to search the entire room for the damn TV
remote because they refuse to walk to the TV
and change it manually!

4. When people say..."Oh, you just want to
have your cake and eat it, too." Screw that!!!
What good is a damn piece of cake if you can't
eat it? What should I do...eat someone else's
piece of cake instead.

5. When people say..."It's always the last
place you look." No shit!! Why the hell would
you keep looking for it after you've already
found it?? Do people do this?? Who and where
are they??

6. When people say, while watching a movie
.."Did you see that?" No, dumb ass, I paid
$7.50 to come to a theater and stare at the
ceiling up there. What did you come here for??.

7. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"
Didn't really give me a choice there, did
ya buddy?

8. When something is "New & Improved," Which
is it? If it's new, there has never been anything
before it. If it's an improvement then there must
have been something before it!

9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks
if you know how fast you were going. "You should
know, asshole. You're the one that pulled me
over!"

Here's the 10TH thing that really bugs
me....

10. Chain letters! Who the hell thinks that
by annoying other people with stupid mail with
no meaning, that they will grant you a wish, or
make your long-lost love fall into your arms.
Bullshit! I'm so sure that by breaking a stupid
chain letter that the computer gods are going to
curse me!! What a crock of shit!!!

By the way, if you send this to 10
people, shit won't happen, and that person you're
in love with won't come crawling to you...so if
you feel this is funny, go on and send it to some
one else, but don't expect one damn thing in return!
 
Posted on 06-22-07 2:28 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PALE DAI. ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?
 
Posted on 06-22-07 7:02 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Jayamatadi, what 'something' u alking abt?
 
Posted on 06-22-07 7:02 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Posted on 06-22-07 8:05 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Funny Indeed...

Pale Dai, Matadi's reply was almost the eleventh thing, wasn't it ?
 
Posted on 06-22-07 8:06 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Actually, take funny out, they are all true !
 
Posted on 06-22-07 10:07 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I guess so KnightCrawler. Thanks.
 
Posted on 06-22-07 10:09 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I don't find the the third one annoying.
 
Posted on 06-22-07 10:11 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Delta, You are not in third category, are you?
 
Posted on 06-22-07 10:27 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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:d... what can I say? I flip the channels a lot. :d
 
Posted on 06-22-07 11:04 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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very funny pale dai..good work!

if i may, i'd like to elaborate on your no.2

how about people at the check out line asking the grocery bagger to bag their stuff both in plastics and paper. even worse when they'd ask for double plastics and paper!?!?! i dunno about the person next in line but it used to piss the heck outta me when i worked as grocery bagger
 
Posted on 06-22-07 11:08 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hukka nepali,
That sucks man.
 
Posted on 06-22-07 1:19 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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sounds a lot like George Carlin !
 
Posted on 06-22-07 10:13 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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okay number three is normal ..you dunt wanna lose your remote right?? and wat if yu are channel flipper like i am ..yu got no solution
number seven was funny ..it is true ..it pisses everyone off ..but pale dai ..dont tell me yu do not use those lines yourself
 


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