Thought I was going to write a poem but the way it went  I decided to make it a Rap.

Life is a Joke,

Only thing is don’t choke

Money comes, money goes,

Hoes are the ones,

That gives you financial woes,

Life is a joke, give yourself a stroke

Feel sorry if you can’t even poke

Not sorry that I’m broke

I’m here to make F1 joke

They say they came on monkey visa

But lion in the heart,

Out to conquer the world,

But the b*tch USCIS don’t give a shit

Make you ready to quit

Gorkhali in the heart

Not ready to surrender

Work their butt off putting on hours

Or putting on fake resume making

Thirty Dollar per houras

They say Obama is better for alien

 Thought so 'coz his middle name is  Hussein

But that MoFo turned out to be

Just like any other politician

But here I’m writing this bad rap

Coz I feel like a crap

I’m sure I’m going to be Jhyappppppp

 later on

With Coke & Ice on Bourbon

That’s how my life goes on

If you like it say, “Right on!”

If not you are a “ Son of a gun!”

Peace!
Mangale

Calm down brotha,
Your life is not wasted,
Dont bitch about Obama,
Or you'll get arrested

Life is not a joke,
It is actually a bitch,
An apple a day,
And you still get sick.

Hey we are Gorkhali,
We are supposed to be brave,
So how do we handle,
Being treated like a Slave.

All the big fuss,
About a damn Visa,
Da Vinci didnt need that,
To paint Mona Lisa,

The world dont fear us,
Dont talk about Khukuri,
As they all know,
We use it now for cookery,

I was taught once,
Every dog has his day,
But they forgot to add,
You need money to pay,

Alright brotha,
Wish you the best of luck,
If you get rich,
Just throw me a buck.

Freedom 2012

I wish I was rich
But life ain't a bitch?
But, Hey brotha
Swear to god
I 'll get u Kim K bitch
If i get that rich.


p.s.
I liked your Rap better than mine.
Thanks
Mangale,

Thank you brotha,
The pleasure is all mine,
You need to have some patience,
In future you'll shine

You got me all excited,
You talked about Kim K,
I have my fingers crossed,
I am waiting for that day,

Ha ha ha not really,
That is but a joke,
At our ever naughty Kim K,
Fun I like to poke,

And while you are at it,
Do try for the DV,
There are some chances,
Good enough for a freebie,

Nepali hunu ko pida,
Yahi ho bro mangale,
Hami sabaile dukha bhogeum,
Hamro Neta haruko Dhangale