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Posted on 04-27-07 12:43 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hey hiee!!! to all the nautanki bridage ko manche haru lai..........

here goes the listing of the members of the batallion...

captain the cappu
cleo de cleopatra game of casino
lemon de lemony
lootekukur de loote
flip_flop de flippy
juggy de jugg bahadur
tamang lady de TL
aznshawty de asantustiiii
sndy de sandiyana
world_map de MAPPAY (naksha know each and every corner of the world)
jyotsna de jyotiii (diyoo)
nails de NAIL CUTTER.....AND BUTTER
JACKSPARROW DE cheparoooo(lizard ) ke LOL!!!
hankora de bangara...... lol !!!!!! loote knows the other rhymes
pacifer de sarcifice.....
cAmoflaged de camo
Hi_Nanu de BIG BABU
npl2us de nepal bata amrika
bender de vendor
miss me de MADAM YOU ??????????
MANVI DE manadevde first lichhavi king
nepal ko chora de nepal ko rastrapatii(PRESIDENT OF NEPOLL)
CHANA TARKARI DE jeri purii chana tarkarii
comrade betal de coward beetle
thapap de THAPUP.....
UPTOWN GAL de DOWNTOWN guy.....
gUNTE se 2nd BHUNTE
sochdai baseko ta mero nai bhulechu

rockend de rocket launcher ... still the same.. couldn't find any better post than this for meh....

hello!!!!!!!! everyone.......

let's rock again...........

this is someone's baby of our batallion plz help meh out to find whose son is this....

-rockend

 
Posted on 05-01-07 3:23 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Btw, just got to catch something in above post.

See-saw lai Nepalima "dhikichyaun" bhanha ra? I thought it is said " Chakali-chukuli". I might be wrong hai. If Loote 'kewl' is wrong he needs to do "kwain kwain". If I'm wrong I gotta do nothing!

Have a great day ya'll. Will catch up later!
 
Posted on 05-01-07 3:23 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Loote Kukur aka loote kukurni ... Commentator aka Commentator
 
Posted on 05-01-07 3:31 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Commentatorji..kun juni ko ris phernu bho? aauna pa chaina malai fire garidinay?? lau lau... bida paau.. yo budeskaal ma kay paalay bhaikhanu..dui chaag bhaat khanu cha,kay yo commentator ko kwar kwar sunnu.. ma gayay hai ta..
alvida..
phiss phiss..(rumal pani chaina)
:-(
 
Posted on 05-01-07 3:37 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Only for Loote sarkar :petti quote of the day

पेटिकोट नारिको पेट नाप्न मात्र प्रयोग हुदैन,यो त उनिहरुको अस्मिताको रक्ष्याको एक पत्र पनि हो।त्यसैले यस्तो विषयलाइ सभ्य समाजम सार्वजनिक चासो को बिषय बनाउनु हुदैन भन्ने कुरो लुते सरकारलाइ चेतना भया।

It i is only intended to Loote Sarkar-

No offense hai Nautanki ka didi bahini haru.
 
Posted on 05-01-07 3:39 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hmmmm...
man i write good stories okiieee loooooteeeeeeeeee you guys just didn't get to read the rest :P could be one of the funniest stories of sajah all time serious no kiddin :D
thanks loote for bookers prize..i will run more checks on you !!!wait :P


Azn: Last night she was in club eating bacon a guy asked for number .The guys was so uglythat she had to throw up in his face...Now the guy is after her ..next time she dances in qawali. the guy is asking for her address..Please don't give ..hai:D

Rockend: This is not his first time , when he was gurakee war ..he was reported MIA turns out that he was having fun with argentinia chickas...Most likely he is somewhere having fun .NOt to worry .He will be courtmartialled by GUrkhas.Let him enjoy now:P

TL: one more report on you - you are being bossy again :P .The uppermanagement are planning whether to keep you as manager or not .So watch out :P

Loote kumar : Reports indicates that in last Kartik loote pregnanted scores of beautifools in streets of kathmandu and hasn't paid alimony .The case has been filled against him.Pay for your kids fees hai :P..lol
 
Posted on 05-01-07 3:39 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Tamangni ji! kata bhagnu bhaye ko .. maile ta comment matrai po deko ta ... fire nai garne ma ko ho ra ... basnus na hau .. ajhai aru hukum haru lagaunus ani ma comment hanchhu.
 
Posted on 05-01-07 3:44 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Aye, mero resignation aswikrit bhayecha, hajiri lagaunu pari halyo ni..:)
Lootecha, badhi hoina la?
TL, angrezi ko miss ho?? R kya:) Kasto thyakkai samatnu bho..no date..hettari ka..duh !!
 
Posted on 05-01-07 3:50 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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nanu dai:'petti quote' Bneko nepali ma पेटिकोट ho ra? .'be possitive ' arthako anartha bujheko aaja possitive domag le maaphi paam hai i am not lootes side but kuro ma kuro aayo
hi to all
 
Posted on 05-01-07 3:50 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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TL GL playing see-saw from each end of muchaad..re LOL .. :D:D :D bhagawan bhala kare paan wala ko !
Lootuuu than kuuuu ! for giving me another nick's nick.
Imi LOL funny !
 
Posted on 05-01-07 3:57 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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looote: yes yes
titu :GL (?)
sndi,नानुदा: नमस्ते! sndi hajurle ke bhanira hijo dekhi? yo budheskal ko dimag le kuro bujhya chaina?
 
Posted on 05-01-07 4:10 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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chakali chukuli? never heard of it flips....may be ...i am not sure. when i was a kid, i used to call it dhiki chyaun. hehe :D...that's how i was taught :-(

ImI,
keep writing man! i was just trying to pull your legs as always ..and i loppppppp to do it and who knows it better than you? :-)

Sndy,
badta re? ko ? ma ta saano, chimse, duble, loote. how can i be "badta" :-(...

hi_nanu dai,
LOL! harrey...hajur le mero absurd sense of humor lai seriously linu bho jasto chha. i can and will never ever in my wildest dream dare to derogate women and stuffs which protect their integrity or those which are even remotely related to them. irrelevant or personal as it may sound here nanu dai, women have been the biggest influential to shape up my life to what it is at present. :-)

i got that cartoon in a forwarded email and from a daily cartoon from an internet magazine which live on light (time pass) gestures of life. if they've stood out against the norms of this thread and/or as an utter disrespect to women whom i truly respect, i extend my heartfelt apology to you and to other nautanki members. rest assured, loote will keep his out-of-place sense of humor in check from today on :-)
 
Posted on 05-01-07 4:15 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hi Manvi: don't worry about the petti coat stuff kya..that is "exclusive value education class" for LooTe sarkar from his priya Nanu Dai.. just pretend you didn't read it :-)
Commentator & ImI..mein chup to tum lok khush ho?? thikai cha.. i better hum this song to stop bossing around you guys.."malai na sodha..kaha dukhcha ghaau"..lallalalala lalla lalallal :-(
Miss-me: i am so happy that we are sailing on the same boat called budeskal :-)
Nepte:can not believe you are seriously working..I wish I could give you a pinch and punch for the first day of the month ;-)
LooTe: now you know why i called you Curious George??LOL. me nagin ??..did u see the sapayra with muchaad?? lolzzzzzzzzz
Titu:it will be fun..bhaiya's oouch and aiyaas..LOL
Camo: arko fax ayayna?another resignation on the way hai..
SNDY:you didn't comment on my TDH :-P
:-)
 
Posted on 05-01-07 4:19 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ImI bro why INS is behind me ni? don't scare me like that my friend! btw i ham thinking to add c in your nickname and start calling you ImIc (intelligent man with intimidating character kyaa)! what you say!!!:)

Loots how do you know my bad habit?

Manvi ghaiteee! where bepatta ni?

Tyra donchya worry you will get to play sea-saw in that jungaa too. we nautankies always believe in equal opportunity for ladies nautankies.

hi dai petikot hami aljhinu vayena. we've got other better things to do ni haina?

Commentator bro, welcome to the Nautankiland.

Camo bro kaam nai nagari paycheck lina majja auchha ni! Nepali ko gene mai chha ni tyo ta!

SNDY, TL, Flipty and the rest of the Nautankies, see ya'll tomorrow hai ta!

Titar Bitar!
 
Posted on 05-01-07 4:26 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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how IMI who talks so rubbish in other thread act so bhola bhala n be so extra nice to other
lets see some of his postings

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ImI Posted on 05-01-07 1:10 PM Reply | Notify Admin
hy HUlaki ...Prachanda ji cannot afford it????loote ko sampati khai????
or just go and charge with YCL monkeys...make him a palace ..


ImI Posted on 05-01-07 1:35 PM Reply | Notify Admin
CL are the biggest mandale monkeys and you are the leader !!!Hulaki!!-maomonkey

enjoying your propaganda her huh!!!mandale hulaki!!!



ImI Posted on 05-01-07 2:54 PM Reply | Notify Admin
mm..so you call people who call monkey born and raised in brothel???
so you mean M- monkey all the kids .and everyoneelse ..

.Great Maobadi ..great..So anybody who doesn't agree with you is mandale ..Maobadi ko 2 paisa ko buddhi..

Now you started attacking my family -- calling madale wasn't enough???...look at cheap third grade mentality of YCL cadres..
thukaaa.. ma sanga kura naagar!!!!

one time i am letting your family go without cursing them cause i am from respectable family but don't take me wrong i know how to treat guys like you .Next time expect worse comment on your mother and sisters...

i AM not posting this because he is talking of YCL or any other shit
but his attire....look his dialouge
does he fit your own made criteria to be here?double standard?
 
Posted on 05-01-07 4:26 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Commentator ko sabai lai namaskar ... dherai comment hanyo bhanera daju bhai tatha didi bahini haru naramro namannu hola .. aba ma future ma ESPN ko commentator hunchhu rey kya .. ki kaso IMI bro?

Tamangni ji le hindi ma pani bolna jannu hundo rahechha .. hehe ..

Nepal dekhi US bro, thanks
 
Posted on 05-01-07 4:28 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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La kha .. suru bhayo hai aba ... Hippo bro vs IMI bro ... Hippo bro le IMI bro ko khedo khani rahanu bhako rahechha ... Hippo bro (1) IMI bro (0) .. yahooo
 
Posted on 05-01-07 4:29 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hahaha..sure n+ ( plus) hahah:P

Loote,
hyaaa...pheri.guff deyeko ni maile sentimental kya:D
i know man we are used to this ...this is quite fun...Right my puppy now wag you tail .:P hehe
I will finish it and it will be the funniest story of all time -- guranteed !!!ya it will be 18 +..tara i guess everyone is 18 ni ..they can take it..

Ani petti coat ko keko fight ni :D ...malai shodhana re :P story padyo haina ???LOL


TL: maile complain gareko haina report ma testai cha..daar lagyo ki kya ho jagir jala bhanera.:P
 
Posted on 05-01-07 4:29 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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TL, laaa aba what is TDH?? Tall dark and handsome ho?

Lootecha, u also chimso?? R u Tamang leda or what?? :)

Nepte, see u tomorrow :)

Miss_me, r u who I think u r?? I think u r, ho?? Tell me na :)

Commentator, welcome again !!
 
Posted on 05-01-07 4:36 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hippo.

ya i am ..kush ..i am not so nice guy ...be happy man !!!i am not in mood to start here..read everypost i have ever posted in in sajah to know i talk how much rubbish ..

..then you will know me better ..I have .always respected people and had fun ..my jokes might be little off the line but intention was fun i have respected all except few jerks .

i am not in mood to talk politics in this thread.

lets not drag it ...sorry nautankies...my past is following me here ..hahahahah:P

LOl..- I am bad ...dancing :) michael jaykishan style ..;) who's bad ?
 
Posted on 05-01-07 4:39 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hippo bro le non-political thread ma aayera politics ko kura garnu bhaye ko le uha lai "JHELLI" ko upadhi diyinchha ... good job IMI bro for not polluting this thread with dirty politics .. Ladies and Gentlemen "WINNER BY KO IIIIIIMMMIII"
 



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