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 Breaking the ice --- Deep

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Posted on 07-15-06 8:04 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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The phone rang. I woke up and looked at the clock, which read 1:26 AM. Calls at these hours worry, and anger me from almost all angles. Caller id responded as if it was caught with surprise as well. No name no number. I did let the answering machine pick up the call. I thought I will decide whether to pick up the phone once I know who the caller is. The callers listened to the greeting, waited for the beep, then hung up.

After a few minutes, as I was rolling back to sleep, my cell phone rang. What the ----! I almost screamed “hello!”.

Ma Baange bolya. You are so khattam, wrong number dini?
You are talking to me. How could it be the wrong number? I was getting myself together.
Is this your mobile or house number? Baange asked.
Mobile. I said annoyed.
Bharkharai taile tero gharko bhanera dya number ma garya ta hai ka ho ka antai khaireka pugira bhanya…
Now I knew it was Baange who called me a while ago.
Why didn’t you speak? I asked.
What’s the point? Khairya phonema bolera ke garni? Baange asked.
That’s not a khairya phone, Bhate. You had called the right number. Tyo mero gharko number ho. I assured him.
What? You got what? 33 in English right? In SLC? How did you learn to speak English that way? Even that guy who was selling khukuri at Basantapur did not understand your English when you asked the bhau one day…remember?
Baange! What the hell did you call me at this odd hour for?
Kina ra? What’s the time? He asked.
It’s almost paune dui, saale. I had to say.
Duiso ko ki raati ko? Bange wanted to know for sure.
Thukka! Raatiko tero tauko raatiko. I yelled at him.
La masitarne! Hya ta jhalamala gham lagira chha. Achel handaina ra matrai natra ta top hanne bela bho. He said.
Why did you call? I ask again.
Raatiko paune dui samma nasutera ta ke gari ra? Nilo herira ho ki ke ho? I could see Bange smiling with this question.
I was dreaming. And as always, you broke my dream. Kina phone garis?
Do you remember those days when we used to go to Baudhha for the nilo and stuff? That Chinese one is still stuck here in my mind…kya bore bhani hai tyo din? bhandaai ni sukula basera laththira Chinese niloma…tara tyo Chinese ta haripai thyo yaar!
It’s almost two o’clock Baange…
What do I care? hya ta tantalapur gham lagi ra chha bhare paani parchha bhanthyo byana tara ke thegan. Tya achel garmi chha ki jado chha huh? Bange asked.

I will call you on the weekend Bange. I have to go to work in the morning. Bye.
Ye pakh pakh. You know why called you?
How the heck do I know? I asked you a few times though. Remember? I reminded him.
You know Supari is coming there. Kasari visa payo chai thah chhaina. Paile dekhinai ghus ghuse ho tyo. Seminarma jaane bhanthyo. Darpok haruko seminarma gaye matrai ho. You know how darpok he was? Baange laughed. I did too. We both remembered an incident with Supari. I will write about that later when I get a chance.

“Je hos, Bange kept on saying-- Supari was one of us in those days. He was asking about you yesterday. So, I gave him your address, and phone numbers. Kamko ni diye, hunchha haina?. Huna ta aba supari farkinchha ki farkidaina farkiyo bhane malai euta razr phone ra euta solid 8 miga pixel ko digital camera pathai de na hai?

La la pachhi kura garaula. So, when is Supari coming and where? I asked.
Khai America bhanthyo ka ho…ma patta layera feri phone garaula ni talai. These days its cheaper to call in the US than Bhairawa. Bhairawama ni mero love jhannai parya thyo ni ..you know about that right? Bange was in no mood to stop.

Baange! I got to go back to sleep. I will call you on the weekend. Just send me an email about Supari.

Supariko swasni ta taile dekhya chhainas…kya ramri chha yaar…herya heryai hunchha…ja heryo tyai aankha adkinchha….mari jau--tyai bhera hola dherai bho suparile malai tesko ghar lanai chhodyo yaar…Bange added.

Baange, ke bhanyo re suparile swasnai lai suhagraat ma? I reminded the story Bange had told me once.

Now Bange, and I laughed our hearts out. Bange had called me the very next day Supari got married.

As Bange said, Supari was one of us when we carelessly roamed around the hadigau gallies. He was a fine boy. Even our influence could not destroy his gentle attitude on many things. He was a very caring person.

So, here it goes—At first wedding night, supari went to his room---on the well decorated wide bed he saw his wife glowing defying the bright tube light. It was truly an arranged marriage. Since Supari had full faith on his parents, he saw no reason why should he be spending time knowing the girl who could potentially be his wife. Anyway, he felt a bit awkward to find a beautiful woman on his bed at night. He then quickly thought, if I feel awkward in my own house, then she must be feeling terrible here. He did not want to intimidate her by sitting next to her doing what they did in those hindi cinemas. We got the whole life together so why rush? Let her be comfortable here. Supari continued to think---if I sleep with her she may not feel comfortable thinking what I might do next… So, after chasing her eyes for a brief second he sofly said “suta aba” then headed to clean the sofa to enjoy the night by himself. His wife looked at Supari, who was ready to crash on sofa, and asked “what are you doing?”
“I am gonna sleep here”
“Why?” the wife sounded worried.
“You may not feel comfortable if I sleep there with you, that’s why” Caring Supari showed his gentleness.
The wife looked at the wide bed, which seemed enough for four people if slept with love.
Supari saw his wife was a bit tensed. Ke garne ke garne supari did not know. So, he got up from his daijo sofa, walked up to his wife and sat by her. He wanted to make her comfortable. He wanted to break the ice but Supari was getting dazed by his wife’s beauty , and overwhelmed by the nervousness . He did not know what to say and how to strike the conversation and how to lead her to the comfort he wished for her. His head spun and the silence between them almost chocked him. He had to say something because his wife seemed quite worried looking at Supari, who was staring at her neither saying a word nor doing a thing. When she shifted a few inches away, Supari knew the time was running out to break the ice. He had to say or do something. When he saw his wife shifted further back from him...he, then, suddenly hit the ice, ani sodhdechha Suparile aattera..”so…what is your name?...”
 
Posted on 07-19-06 2:49 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Tisa,
mero lekhaiko kholama baadhi aaula jasto chha --- yasari hausalako barsat huna thalesi...

Oys_bro,
Top hanera paisa kharchha bho bhane bhateharule---bhare paisa ni sappai sake top hanna bhanda bho---ke bhanne..tara uta top nahaneni Bishalnagarma euta Tope chai thyo ghachchiko jyan bhako--

Jiradai,
Maile Oys bro ko euta threadma ke bhaya thiye bhane jiradai pani manartha hadigaule ho (akb bassa / bharat sanga hang out garne lai manartha sadasyata ta dinai paryo). Tyasaile daiharu nabhaka keti lai lola handa jasto dhukka bhayera bhale hunchha katha hadigauko.

Chatmandude,
dhumbarai ma hami table tennis khelna janthim tyo mandir agadi ---tara hami tyata hudi ghumda amsubarma le ghar jagga becher hinisakya the kyare dekhe jasto lagdaina ---;-)

kancho,
dherai pachhi aas paas bhanna paiyo ganthe!

Lootebro,
Supariko namakaranko barema ni bhalamla ni kunai din.

kalanki,

hare aaihalchha ni bistarai ---bange ra maile danak khani ra khwauniko ta ek taka lekha jokha nai thiyena bhanda hunchha.

dadabro,
bange, ra supari matrai haina mero arko euta pani thiyo gahiro mitra . tyasko barema ni lekhne bichar gardai chhu---uslai matrai kina chhodnu, haina?

Pretty,
oho! yastari muskan baan prahar gardini?

ghaite bhanam bhane ghau chhaina
chot nalageko pani katai tham chhaina...

nepesahila,
Bange ta Bisnu jastai ho. sahasranam tara prachalit baange batai. maile paila ni bhanya ho kina bange bhanera feri ni bhanamla ni.

Junge,
bangele chai topko jatro awaz aayeni "aaja wosya barud re chha bhanthyo".
 
Posted on 07-19-06 3:09 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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yo thapna man laagyo unko lagi.

आँखैका बाणले घायल थिएँ
मुस्कानका त रोकेकी भए हुने
मल्हम् लाउने त पछि तिमिनै हो प्रीये
आफ्नै काम धेरै नबढाए हुने।
 
Posted on 07-19-06 3:11 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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la hera! yo ta Pretty lai bhane jasto po bhayechha.

maaf pam hai!
 
Posted on 07-19-06 3:12 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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wah! wah! wah!

kyaa baat hai!!
 
Posted on 07-20-06 12:14 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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La hera bhannu bhanera Pretty lai bhaneko jasto po bhaechha, maaf paam re? sakina maile. chappal hane hai aba.
 
Posted on 07-20-06 12:19 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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हरे प्रीति न हान है चपल् ले , सुनिनौ मल्हम् लगाउने काम् कस्को हो रे ,होसियार् है ;-)
 
Posted on 07-20-06 1:13 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Malai Prettyko kura ramro lagne praaya: tara yaspaali chaai Tyrako kura ramro lagyo. Kasto tudikhel jasto udaar ra tyai ali partira bechni har harti baaf aaudo momo jasto mitho kura.

Ani Pretty, chappal feri ma tira fyalera feri supariko jasto taal hunchha ani thikka parchha.

Supari ra ma adhyarama chabel bata ghar tira aaudai thim. tya dhobikholako bhatkya pul muni aayesi euta bhusya kukkurle akasmaat dhawa bolyo hami maathi. Bhayena ke fasad? Supari ta ama ba bhandai khola tira tufan ma chai firta chabel jane bato tir tap. Supariko taal man parechha kyare kukkarlai tyaskai pachhi lagyo. Suparile karara faantai hallayo. pachhi supari karauna selaye pachhi ma aaye farkera...herchhu ta euta haatma chhineko arko haatma nachhineko chhapal bokera supari ta kukkurle luchhera ghuda muni chyat chut parya pants ghumi ghumi heri ra re chha.

ek chhin ta kei bhanina ani ek chhin pachhi tyo chhinya chappal tira dekhaudai sodehe..tyo aba chhinya chappal bokera ke garni? launai nahuni garera chhinechha loti..

ek choti waltai palta herera kehi naboli suparile hurryayo chhinya chappal bari tira. Arko nachhinya chai boki rathyo.

Aba euta chappal la ra hinchhas? bhanera sodhya ta suparilai arkai pir parya re chha..

"malai sui launai man lagdaina---kati wata launu parchha re sui?" po bhanchha.

"tyo kukkur khai kati ho 14 din ho kyare samma ni marena bhane pardaina launa sui" maile ni sunya kuro bhande. Afnai saathi ho dhaadas ta dinai paryo.

Suparile ali jharkera bhanyo "Aba ka khojna jaani tellai? Tyai ni...aghi yattikai afno surma hinira belama ta ka bata ko aayera yo haalat garyo aba marchha mardaina bhanera tyaskai pachhi lagna thale si feri daryo bhane ni? ani telle dari rani ma chhai daresi feri 14 din gannu paryo---hya-- tysari kasai hunchha?---"
 
Posted on 07-20-06 1:25 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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it's so funny :D.त्यो सुपारी साह्रै Funny character रहेछ साच्चै को हो कि you created it only to spice up your story ??
 
Posted on 07-20-06 1:30 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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our own "twakka tukkka" of sajha, mr. deep.
 
Posted on 07-20-06 1:35 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Oho! Tyra,
You don't know Bange, Supari, Twak, Chhyaka....and myself. It was one heck of a team of ours. "La hera bigreka" was one of the most common way we used to be greeted back in the days, where we were thriving in hadigau like those blacks around housefull movie theaters.
 
Posted on 07-20-06 1:37 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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:D:D:D

hera saathilai bichara eklai chhodera bhageko? duwaijana milera kukurlai dhunga haannu parchhani. bichara supari ...
 
Posted on 07-20-06 1:38 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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deep ji, ani tapai ko chai nick name k thiyo ni,,,tyo ni yeso sunu na please.
 
Posted on 07-20-06 2:02 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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bhane pachhi dekhyaa dekhyaa jasto lago hai deepji laai ...kahi tyo gahanaa pokhari agaadi kamnapaaera halla gardai basne gang ta hoina hehehe...lol
 
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La hera Pretty jhan afno manchhe bhanya ta malai nai pachhepaat garya chha ba----aba supari matrai kun ma sang sangai bhagya thyo ra---bhagya bhe ta hunthyo ni---malai chhodera khola tira lagyo ---- dasha laagya re chha tellai ani maile ke garni? aile kukkur ma tira lagera malai darya bhe yai katha suparile sunauthyo thuk uchhityaudai...ke ni?

mansion,
khai maile kehi bujhina sappai jhyar jhyar garyo --- la hera phoneko tarai fuske chha.
 
Posted on 07-20-06 2:12 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Tyra,
tyo gahanapokhari purba, pokhari- bhagwatimandir uttar, bhagwatimandir-lamdhunga paschim, ani lamdhunga-pokhari dakshin euta plot thiyo khali jaggako ali gahiroma---tya euta harip kahani chha hamro ---supari, ma, bange ra twak ko. lekhaula kunai din.
 
Posted on 07-20-06 2:15 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Gahana pokharima ta haami keta keti ma sappai (mane sappai) luga chhodayera dive hanthim--..sappai nakholera ke garne? extra bokera aaune garya thiyena chiso bokera hinne kurai bhe na. ek choti tyastai fun in the sun garya belama sathiko didi aayera luga suga liyera hindin--- ruwa basi ni garnu paryo ----borai bho ni.
 
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deep dai hajur kasari yesto funny hunubho bhannu na. malai ni sikaidinus na. ki yo sip janmidai liyera aaunuparcha. yo chela lai pani yeso sikaidinu paryo deep dai. hajur ta meor idol ho ni pheri.
 
Posted on 07-20-06 2:23 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hahaha... yo pokhari ma dive hanne chai tyo pahile ko fohori pokhari hudaa ki nayaa banaaepachhi ko kura ni? :D
 
Posted on 07-20-06 3:26 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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la hera Pretty hasya? ani galama khopilto pani parya hola...Hare Siva! dekhidaina hya bata---yo monitorle villian khelyo ni---sappai chhekdera basya chha aakhai agadai !

Sabin bhai,
ma kasari funny bhako bhaneni---

la khattam! birsi haleni. Dherai bidya nas bidya nas bhanda bhandai naasai bho ki jasto chha gaanthe!

meri bassai!

Tyra,
Purano pokharima dive hanne ni hami ta, pokhari bhitra chhiresi luga lako nalako kallai ke tha? feri tyo pokhari bhanda fohori hami thim...ke ko pir? dhuloma guchcha khelda ra chappal pitik pitik pardai sappai tira baralida haat khutta futera tyai futya tham bhari feri mayal jamma bhayera herna nahune hunthyo. dallo sabun layera bela bela ma bhus ra ittale ghotne garya ni ho tara ragatai aaula jasari raatai huda ni sappai mayal najane --ke bhako ke bhako---ani futya thik hunchha bhanera gilsirin ni lauthim---ooth tirako ta launa napai chatera khattam!
 



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