My Nepalese brothers & sisters. Please immediately, ASAP, go to todya's (Apr 26'06) Times of India and read a blog "NEPAL: WHAT IS IN IT FOR INDIA".
I was shocked and what has been written about our country & us. So please spread the message and let us send plenty of replies to this. So that no Indian or a Nepalese who is an Indian agent ever write anything like this again.
Fortunately atleast 15 or 16 Nepalese brothers have written back against that blog.
Also did anyone watch the Newshour last night (Apr 25'06). Some Professor Smarat Updhyay, from I think Indian Univeristy, was critising us Nepalese and speaking against our King. Can someone find his email and tell what is write & wrong.

Jai Nepal!

maddog, were you that nepali keta?

rudra prasad upadhya, I know he will come in a while... He has already had ants in his pants so now he cannot sleep... Go and use your dissing skill....

incomplete sentence bhayecha...
go and use your dissing skill and I might join you too....

Alright fine, I'll be waiting for him.

rudra le jallai ni diss diss bhandai janda raicha, aru kei word audaina? jallai ni "diss garna audaina, diss garana audaina", timi nai chau ni dissingraja tesaile jityou timro threads.

I knew beauty in disguise is the one who was fighting back fiercely

LOL ko ho ni beauty in disguise bhaneko and timile chahi kasari thaha payou ni?
and aznshawty, rudra prasad lai dherai jhok nachalau, feri timilai pani diss garla ni

Nepali keti seemed to hold her own. When they start going for your jugular, you need to reciprocate in kind, if you know what I mean.
These goddamn dhotis have no idea what Nepalis look like.
Birbhadra, shame on you man, you really, really made Nepal look bad. "Why do Indians think I am Indian" or something like that you said. Question is why do you want to look dhoti?

" and aznshawty, rudra prasad lai dherai jhok nachalau, feri timilai pani diss garla ni "
eyy bring it on!
:)

RPU, didn't you see that if I delayed to write even by a minute, that dude would start calling me names so honestly I had no time to think or plan my dissing... I was goddamn mad at those bastards...

Alright, here's the blueprint:
1 These are words you should use: paan, curry, dothead. Another word that really gets their goat : ganges. Now, ganges is dirty. Use that to your advantage.
2. Insult their women. I don't care if you're a girl or not. If they insult Nepali women, you insult their women as well. Use lots and lots of dirty words. The point is to get them mad. You need to remain calm.

Hmm, these are all I could think of.

hmmm rudra knows the best, experienced. ahemm!

Don't worry, we have used those words too...

Yup, been fighting with dhotis for almost 3 years, lol! Also, mention this little factoid: Indians are black. If you call them black they really get on the defensive. I can't stand dhotis.

mokshya ni mori. tyeti pani thaha hchaina?

Mokshya is beauty in disguise

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omg! tht thread is like extending forever.........dhoti ko mookh lagnu nai galti k. afnai time waste...
......good job mokshya. i jus went through ur posts. thanks to u on behalf all Nepali women. ;)..how many hrs did u waste.?..well ...it cost me a lot...esp at this time when finals is so close :P