Welcome to the Dashain edition of the Cafe. Wishing everyone a happy Dasain and Tihar! Please click here for our last edition and links therein to previous editions. For a brief history and other trivia about this series, check out this edition. To find out more about the festival check out Wikipedia and Nepal Home Page As per popular demand, this is a BYOG (bring your own goat) and BYOC (bring your own chiura) celebration. If you don't have a goat and would like to buy one for yourself or gift one to someone else who doesn't have one, both major Nepal-focussed gift sites offer goats and other livestock for sale: - Thamel.com - Muncha.com Mangal/Malshree Dhun (click second button from left to play) Thanks to Ritthe for allowing us to stream from his site

Cafe Dasain Special Menu (created by Maverick, chief gourmet and connoisseur of the Cafe ) - SNDY's khasi kavav: guffadi house wife harulai - Camo's chipchipe kukhura: patnibrata purush harulai - Jack's bhagera soup - Udashi's udash khasi : udash twat master harulai - Loote's boka ko thungungra jhol: sara nepali boka harulai - Flippy's flop sekuwa kavav - TL's kalejo fry - Audrey's chicken biryani - Danny's chicken damadam - Shrish's shiskavav - Capty's captani deer masu - Rythm's piro piro mo:mo - Deep's chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:) - Juggy's Chakachak pork chop - Thapap's what-do-i-know kalij soup - Lemony's lemon marinated badel ko masu( good with extra chili) - Avani's Bavani rakati - ImI's mutton curry - Athena's chewla - NPL2US's bheja fry - Maverick's sadeko haas ko masu - Amazing's parewa roast - Kalankistan's khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela (If your item is not yet listed, please post it and it will be added)

Dasain Song (composed by Camo, inspired by Sitara)
On the first day of Dashain, my true love sent to me A Gallon of local rakhsi.	On the second day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Two, online khasi, And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the third day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fourth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the fifth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the sixth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the seventh day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the eighth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the ninth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
	On the tenth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Ten Rupees, tika and jamara, Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi. -----

Find it too tedious to greet everyone one-on-one? Copy and paste to say hi to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock (if your name is missing from the list, apologies in advance. Please let me know and it will be added. This list is based off Mav's menu with some additions)

Happy Dasain to all my louly nautankiis.. kay chito dasain lagay ko ni yo Cafe lai..SNDY; malai naya luga haldinay ho? :-)

Captaan: are u getting any commission from Thamel.com and Muncha.com?  $0.25/goat  ho? lol..

Mav: of all the things in the world..kina malai nai kalayjo fry ni? say something else please..ye mujhse nahi hoga .. and i did not see your name and nepte there.. chaakar kay ho? sittai ma khanay bichar?

Camo :  kasto cheu? Dasain lagyo timilai pani? PP lay naya luga kindyo ta?

Hi Athena..you remind me of tomboyish friend of mine..(you remember SNDY?)

Khoi kayti haru kata haraka hun..Lemoney, Avani, Rythm,Flipitu, Manvi,Sitara,Cerine, Audrey, Cleo.. busy shopping ho?

JS, LooTeKumar, JugBdr,Nepte,Shiris,Deep,NKC,Dannyboy,and the rest that i have missed out.. big hello and have wonderful weekend haita..

 Durga mata lay hami sabai ko Rakshya garun.. 

Hi Athena..you remind me of tomboyish friend of mine..

How come TamangL Dii? 

Camo - Ha ha ... not really, not anymore. I was fascinated by it at a certain age but grew out of it
I guess. How bout yourself - are you into it?

Lovely Lady - They have both offered me a free goat each for the promotion. I am having one delivered to Rythm for her car. Do you want the other one?

I have missed Npl2us and few others....
dont worry i'll be back to you guys ... or you wanna give sm of ur own creative entree...
i am not that bossy...u can suggest but keep in mind i am the one to decide:P:P
 

TL,
As capty said i am the "connoisseur". I have great ideas and knowledge about food
but not of cooking:p The max, i can contribute is the frozen buffalo chicken from
Walmart:p:p Btw. I dont even like them.
 

Captaan: pls give it to nepte or Nanu bhai..they'll  jump with joy.. I don't even have a heart to fry the kalayjo and you are asking me to get the whole thing done..have mercy on me

Mav: will garlic honey glazed shrimp do? ufff.. afu chai kaai pakau daina..hamilai order didai basnay

Athena: because of the name kya..laati..kurai bujhdaina :-P

.Oh look who is here. Oh TL how've you been? working too hard , huh? hyaappi jhyaappi dashain to you too. :-)

Athena: he he BYO-Addict re! hahaha, we should call you "edit" girl, I guess. You know what I mean? :-)

Mav: How about putting Npl2us' Bheja Fry in your Menu there?

Captain: ha ha Me and hunting? LOL Deers' gonna chase me all the way from jungle to my apartment, if I try hunting them, LOL. क्या नाम चाहिने कप्तान साबले उहिले लाहुरमा केहि सिकार विकार गर्नु भएथ्यो कि भनेर सोधी हालौ जस्तो लाग्यो!

hey guys, Cafe maa ta Dashain aaye chha!!!!! kyaaa majjjaaa!!!! But don't let Loote be around that goat. he is gonna eat that khasi ko kaan poleyra before marrrr haning!!! I have heard Loote and his friends have made their family to kill goat without ears for couple of dashains when they were kids!!!! (In Jest)

hi to the rest!!!!!

I wish we could have beer-rain instead of rain in the weekends. I am wondering, if they can have acid-rain, why in the world they cannot come up with beer-rain? Dang, it would be fun to collect that rain of beer and collect it the bucket and drink hagi?

Have a wonderful October the 5th ya'll!! I am outta here! catch ya'll later!!!

he he he camo!!!! Bheja fry re!!! usss usss usss, kyaa dido raichhaa!!

Hey capt!hehe So you opened the new thread?
Capt!!we missed the the 18^th version of café N..was this intentional? ;oP

Anyways good morn from my side!:oD
And looked at the bokas list in the links u passed..urghh…I found a couple that I would love to bring ..wanna check them out?

Note: these goats are not meant for the plates tho im sure u just might wanna take a “bite” at them ;oP..

1^st ..we have the dancing goat!...

Ever thot to urself..this boka cant dance ?wish there was a boka that could ?have no fear!the dancing boka is here!if its strut wasn’t enuf, be awed and swayed by its slick moves ..is this the figment of my imagination or do I hear some of u “oohing” and “aahing” ;oP haha

2^nd we have…the “I-want-one-to-take-home-for-myself” boka(baby ;oP)..

The cuddliness of it is hard to resist..but more than that do be wary not to gaze into its piercing dreamy eyes, if u do, dun say we didnt warn u ;oP

Mav u really know me too well dun u?haha damadam re?as in jpt khako cookin?yeah!

Not really familiar with recipes (me just eat wat I see and wat makes me drool) but they just sound great!!u def are the official connoisseur here ;oP..

And oh we can suggest re?can I help u in tasting too?im pretty good in eatn haha

Anyways not in the office are u?ur typing a bit more today..nice to see u :oD

Sndy, hello!aru chai ke hi na bhannum hola..tara I guess if capt is the official thread opener..u are the OFFICIAL back up, when/if capt cant? hehe

And oh I think I heard smwhere about u writing a story?so when?

Athena ..dunno how to make re?

I had this recipe that a fren gave..a dummy could make it(I know cos I was there when he made it!haha)..im sure u could too..

1. Boil/Grill Chicken (I preferred the grilled)
2. Cut into the size you prefer.
3. Chop onions, corriander, green chillies
4. Prepare a ginger and garlic paste (1/4 teaspoon)
5. Mix chicken pieces, chopped onions, corriander and green chillies and add spices (ginger/garlic paste, cumin powder, red chilli powder and salt. I
6. Ani heat oil in the pan and add some methi and let methi till it gets dark brown/black.
7. Add heated oil with methi in the mixture, mix them well and there your choyela is ready
8. Lastly, put some fresh lemon juice to your taste

There u have it, dun forget to pack some and send it over to me..yeah right ;oP

(oh the narcissist I am …thot its better to show u how it came out and encourage you to tempt it too?;oP..think I already did show it before tara oh well..gotta live to being a narcissist eh?;oP haha )

Alright before I get late even tho I woke up early again haha..

good day!:oD

ps...since this seems like BYO..even plates too..good for me!!i can just bring my one humongous plate!it is hard to carry a few plates at one time while being served :oS hehe..so guys get ready to serve me ur dishes!!queue up pls!!i wont run away ;oP

NPL2US's item added to top menu !

Danny - Last edition should have been 18 -NPL bro's version control software had a minor glitch - which is why this is 19 .. he he. Not trying to pull goat wool over anyone eyes I swear

Nice pics there ... man, that chewla looks swankalicious!

Which means I am hungry and gotta head out. Will catch ya'll later.

:)

Oho kasto ramro bakhra, look at those deep dreamy hazel eyes..  so cute  
Thnx, Dananah  I will try it la

Camoflaged "Edit girl" why?

TamanLdii now I got it :-P

 

Seems like I've missed the fun...

Danny, r u sure that's chwela? Jugs le banayeko chwela jasto lagyo..btw, where's Juggs.? Story and me, doesn't go together..I'm a reader, not a writer..reader/ writer bhako version niskya chaina ahile samma.. btw, that khasi looks so cuddly, can I take it home?

Camobhaijan, kina mero writing ko pachi? Mero diwala nikalnu cha? Is that your mission or what?


TL, am I meeting you tonight? Which Athena? U know me..LOL

.Oh Danny bro! Look at that choyella! that just made me feel how hungry I am. BYO-chwella ho? LOL. Hey thanx for the recipe. I am gonna make it tomorrow for myself. :-)

Athena: hahaha! It's because I have seen you utilizing the "edit" botton the most. :-)

sndy sisterjaan: I know you can do it ke, tyahi bhayera ho.

haina, dashain aakai ho bhanya?

capt!:oD

yeah missed the train and i felt its better to wait for the next one here than to sit there on the station and who knows, see other nepalese folks (look at them while they aint lookin and they might be doin the same?..yeah kinda like to look at ppl..voyeur?or just interested in sociology?;oP hehe darn!!i think the train came late!just saw it from the balcony!haha..urghh)..anyways before i miss the next one...u didnt have to go until swearing!sheesh!all was said in jest ...if u ask me..i still remember the things when i was 19(love that number)..always feels like im 19 again when good things happen..so its more than good to see this is the 19th version?enjoy ur food..im feeln a bit hungry myself

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sndy..i was told that was chwela so ur askn the wrong person and oh jugs bro and me using the same recipe and regarding if ur a reader or a writer...sheesh!give it a try 1st!u will never know unless
u try hoina?and yeah u have to let neutral readers(darn i cant believe im calln myself a reader!;oP) like me to glimpse ur writing(tho we can already see a few snippets here and there ;oP)..before u go into any conclusions about urself :oD...

and regarding the goat..u sure can take it home!tho where to find it?me no idea!this reminds me of a not so good experience..will share next time,time and mood pending ;oP

i think i just missed another train!haha..

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athena, camo, no worries :oD...pls dun forget to share pics once ur done trying

good day to all!:oD

Danny - Want to thank someone for the recipe?

Hey ya'll, have a great weekend!

Abui, bhai halyo..Danny and Camo, try nai nagarau..tried writing a journal for my son once..stopped after couple of days..I know how good I am..let's not even go there hai ta..deal?

Hey Flips, kata ho? Is that your recipe?

Hey SNDY, i will not be there..got a date..jhimik jhimik ray kya.. ..lol..shhhhhhhhh

Dannyboy, kina dhoka ni? mailay bujna sakayna timro bhasa..dhoka diyay mailay? ho?

filipitu.. kati pachi bhetya ni..dyaapaa!

Nepte: I love the way Camo put it..bheja fry..lol.. that is your job in cafe ni..you keep frying all of our bhejas..hoina ra?

athena: bujhay ko ma dhanyabaad

Camo: now you see me taking a big break huh..well..it's friday..

Date re? Hyaaaa chodidinu date shate..come na..ramailo huncha ni...I was hoping that u'd be there and we can catch up bhenera..kya bore garcha kya..