Dear Friend,
How are you doing? Please do post your views but make sure that is in perfect English, no more grammar mistakes, and spellilng errors. Moreover, pay proper attention on articles, prepostions, punctuation, question mark and on everything.

This is just another fun thread.

Any mistake? God, I have already gone nervous.

Lol.. Gwajyo,
Now you are making me absolutely nervous! I am scared of making mistake in every sentence I write. Looking at maps is easier than writing in English!

WM borhter, yes you are right, it is BISHWA MAN CHITRA. If I have to be hoenst, this thread is not funny. Even I started hating it, Dyamn! why did I start?

I'm sorry guys if I put it too much here. I act mechanical sometimes (Lol, I saw some mistakes again).

Amazing bro,
Check out your spelling of 'borhter' and 'hoenst'. I think this thread is funny enough, why are you regretting? Its okay for me to declare my two nicknames public. Take it easy, man.

Gwajyo,
You are more than welcome to pinpoint the errors since this is just a fun thread and no one is expected to mind. I won't. I was just joking when I said that you made me nervous, not discouraging you to point out the mistakes.

ananda ra shanti

logne ananda sanga gayo
swasni shanti sanga gai

Amazing brother,

I guess 'grammatical mistake' is better word than 'grammar mistake' in formal english.
That was my comment on your first posting. And, you also mis-spelled preposition.

"Please do post your views but make sure that is in perfect English, no more grammar mistakes, and spellilng errors. Moreover, pay proper attention on articles, prepostions, punctuation, question mark and on everything. "

Sorry Sir!!!

I ain't got no money, I ain't got no honey. I ain't got no money to buy MSoffice that would fix my grammatical errors. I ain't got no honey who could disable the pop-up stopper that would take me to "dictionary.com" everytime I double-clicked a word in Sajha to fix my spellings. Now, I need a rich honey, who is smarter than me as well as computer literate and rich enough to buy MSoffice suite. That would fix all the problems that has to do with spellings and grammars.

What are "prepostions"?

ehehe.."Perfect English" by someone's standards... is there a universal point of reference? well, if there's one, then i don't know nothin' about it :-p

Ati uttam antarkriya.

Tara "perfect English" ta lekhne, tara kun chahi? American ki British ki Australian english? Tyo pani bujhna paye hamilai pani tyahi anurup lekhna sajilo hune thiyo ki.

Aba punctuation ko pani kuro ayo.

((((((no more grammar mistakes, and spellilng errors >>>>yas ma ta änd"rakheko le "comma "awasyakta hudaina bhanera padhayeki thiyin hamri guruama le

spelliling ko hijje ko ta kura nagarau kyara

(((((pay proper attention on articles>>>>>> "proper attention to" huncha ki bhanne mero dharana cha

(((prepostions, punctuation, question mark >>>>> haina ho, yo question mark bhanne jantu ta punctuation antargat nai parcha ni, haina ra? sayad bad luck kharab bhayera yesto huna gayeko huna sakcha

aafu ta angreji ma tyati parangat huna sakiyena; tyasaile aafnai matri bhasa pyaro

haena jyangreji bolda ni k ko perphet na imperphet ni tyo pani blog ma, kura understand bha-a ta poogi haalyo ni; na chahine thread

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BHOONTE: WELL SAID, WELL EXPLAINED

tyo comma rakhna ni milchha bhanera malai chain kun chain le bhanya thiyo kunnai bela, aafnai writing ho, mann laage rakhni natra jhikni...

What's perfect?

==> Dear Friend,
How are you doing? Please do post your views but make sure that is in perfect English, no more grammar mistakes, and spellilng errors. Moreover, pay proper attention on articles, prepostions, punctuation, question mark and on everything. This is just another fun thread. Any mistake? God, I have already gone nervous.

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Here are my comments

1. Dear Friend --- Dear Friends will be more appropriate as you are writing to people in masse.

2. Please do write (a request to entertain you) but make sure that ... (a threat that you should not write if you are poor) --- socially inappropriate connection

3. Make sure that is in perfect English --- Are you missing one subjective pronoun here?

4. ...post your views .... it is in perfect English ---- Subject verb disagreement.

5. ...English, no more grammer mistakes, and spellilng errors (the later part of the sentence gives examples of what you should avoid and doen't constitute the equal part of the sentence.

6. .. no more ? (Are you absolutely sure that making grammar mistakes and spelling errors have been the trend in the past and that people will make this mistake no more?)

7. How about your spelling of spellilng for spelling? :-)

8. Pay proper attention on --- dead wrong. "pay attention to" is a propositional phrase.

9. Propostions? --- badly spelt "propositions"?

10. as someone said earlier, question mark is governed by the punctuation rule. Isn't it equivalent to saying "your whole family is invited for a dinner, please also bring your daughter."

11. This is just another fun thread --- another funny thread? or another thread for fun? Of course, there are several funny threads and this thread is one of them. This justifies the use of another. Or, replace another with "a".

12. God, I have already gone nervous --- I think you should bring out that exclamation guy in this sentence.

Hare ram, ma ke batho bha'hola... 4 line ko lekh ma 12 line ko comments. Afule lekhera guru lai bujhaunda pana ratai bana'ra pharkako jhok pokhya ni...

An alternative to perfect English (not a perfect English):

Dear Friends,

How are you doing? Please post your views here. When you write, please make sure that they are in perfectly written English, i.e., no grammar mistakes and spelling errors. Moreover, pay proper attention to articles, prepositions and punctuation marks. This is just a thread for fun. Do you see any mistakes in my writing? (God! I have already gone nervous.) :-)

It is true that there are many here, myself included, whose written English leaves much to be desired. It would be nice to read postings that are not only articulate but also flawless in grammar and spelling department. Those writings would not only be pleasure to read but also something to aspire for.

I am especially curious, and mildly alarmed, of the current tendencies, of primarily teens and tweens from Kathmandu, to write in pidgin English. Here are few examples:

1. fren, instead of friend
2. ma, instead of my
3. cudnt, instead of could not or couldn't
4. doin, instead of doing
5. u, instead of you
6. adding "zzz" at the end of the letters

Speaking in english without any pronunciation and grammatical errors!! Well, this would be great. Using short forms instead of spelling the words, etc has become a part of english itself. American english is something I'm not used to. Well, as we know, it isn't taught in Nepal. I have a tough time in college, spelling behaviour as behavior etc. Slangs seem to be a part of their language. I'd like to focus on some grammatical errors.
For instance, You was there?(Were you there?), Where did u did your schooling from?(Where did you do your schooling from?), When did you came here?(When did you come here), what did I did?(What did I do?/what have I done?).

i am having funny to read this thread

I am having funny to read this thread?

Shouldn't it be written as:

I am having fun reading this thread?

funny - adjective; fun - noun
gerund is required instead of infinitive after having fun.

haha, just for fun hai le chef jyu!

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