Happy Maghe Sankranti

Special features:

sndy's- rock n' roll
flips'-twist jugg's- disco dance
caps'- break dance LOLOLOLOL
Limca's- Bhangada hahaha
rythm's -bharat natyam HAHAHAHAHA
avani's - katthak kali
npl's - jhayure dance
Loote's - kauda dance
TL's - Tamang selu
cleo's - salsa
jack's - marengue
thapap's - hip hop HAHAHAHAHA
and the one and only ImI's -- Moojra
ImI's venue: -- Zohra bhai ka adda

Nails was fed up with Loote's drama. OR was she looking for attention from him? Is she just jealous of Cleo getting dedicated songs?

Avani back in cafe after months (I guess coz, I haven't seen her before).

What's probably coming?

Capt accepting his marriage.

Loote gets Aunt L for her niece (probably nails:p)

Sndy saying more than "K cha" and "hasayera marna lagyo" in every post.

So Lets go towards our United States of Cafe N' (or Federal Republic of Cafe N') and enjoy.

 

Last edited: 24-Jan-08 11:20 AM

nails,
LOL! you summarized the biography of my sajha-life there. great going. just goes to show how much closely you've been following me all these months :P.
i don't know what drama you see here. most of the stuffs i bark here are meant to be in good and healthy cafe spirit and i guess other people excluding you understand me here. dunno what's your problem though. me trying to act nice? where? come again!

if it makes you happy let me confess: i ain't nice-y nice. i am bad. probably the worst creature in this world and you seem to know it better. i give you a knife. c'mon stab me please, will you? yeah yeah kill me. i don't want to live either. na rahega baans na bajegi bansuri. bhayo? happy?

okay now go do your homework like a good kid. :P

i was just kidding but you acutally proved that i was totally right about the "drama"!! ;)

 

yeah i am all about drama dear. let's hug now, shall we? :D

no why don't you go hug cleo or something...anyways you continue with the drama..I am out!! :)

goooooooooooo  loooooooote gooooooooooooo !

looooooooote 

looooooooote 

looooooooote 

looooooooote 

 

goooooooooooooooo nails cheli gooooooooooooooooo !

naily

naily

naily

naily

  LOL !

HAHAHA. jeez, was just asking for a friendly hug... and there she shrugs her shoulder.

if you were my own lil' sis, i would show you how to react when brothers ask for hugs...jeeez...this is not even funny...

btw, don't forget to drink a bottle of milk before you go to bed. feel free to ask me if you need a pacifier or something ROFL.

HAHAHA..bhaute, u know it better. ke bhanne aba :P

hope all's well :D

Dr. Neptem Awarded No Bell Prize
Theory that breaks hearts instead of grounds!
From the local correspondant
Café N News agency, Boston, U.S.
Following the astonishing answers submitted by the Dr. Neptem (Ph D, Ke hi Mystery), further detailed results were obtained directly from the lab under highly sophisticated condition. And it matches with his  theory except there was a little variation in the residue.
Here is the detailed result directly from the lab:

Captain + 2Dislike--(Find someone for Captain to marry with Avani as catalyst)-->
                                                                                                 2 Hatti aayo + Fussa + 2 I like(residue)+ 2Ds^ (vapor)

The most possible explanation with different residue may be due to the bond Avani catalyst forms with the Aromatic Captain which instead of producing red eyes, charmingly produces the double I like compound with the fluttering eyes.
However labs are  now dedicating its time to produce Baja Gaja and Janti compounds which is highly valued  instead of Hatti aayo and fussa compounds using the same Captain and Dislike as reactors as they are easily available and reacts with anything available.
With the ground breaking theory in Ke mystery , Dr.Neptem had been awarded No(wedding) Bell  prize worth of a lifelong supply of his favorite beer and Kellu.
 ----------------*************----------------
All in Café Spirit!!

Have a nice day ya all!!

Good Morning ya'll!!

Happy Thursday! :)

Good Morning Cafe-N-ites!!

Happy Thursday ya'll !

.Thursday Greetings!

Av, NKC - Let's have a cup of latte, huncha?

Jugs - Your new-found equation is mind-blowing, but make sure you put the right proportion of every chemical, including the catalyst and also what about the heat energy? Hehehehehe, Btw that (the equation) was one helluva creativity that would tickle everyone's brain!;-)

Hello to everyone, will catch ya'll later! Till then have a good one!

 

Hyappy (Jhyappi) Thursday to everyone.

Juggy dada-

Ha ha ha ... you surely must be a professor of Chemistry or something - such mind boggling stuff you dwell on

Hey, how about you create something similar for Loote and NPL2US - that will make it all the more fun. Both of them are very reactive (as you will find out)

Man, enuff of this stuff!

So what are people doing this weekend?

NKC -

Hi! How's it going?

Avani -

Hey! How are you? What's new on your end? How is school treating you? How are you liking that neck of the woods these days? (Jeez, so many questions! he he)

Rythm -

Hi! How's the to-be Susan Sontag doing?

Nails - What's cooking in your kitchen? :) How are things with you? Giving good old Loote a hard time, eh? :)

Loote - Hope you are hanging in there :) ... ha ha. Tough crowd here, right?


Bhaute - Hi!

Brig Ma'am -

Good morning.

Lemony - Sasurikal jee! Kithe ho tusi?

Flips/Audrey/Jack/Maverick/Rocky/Tamang Lady/NPL2US/Cleo and anyone else I may have missed: Hello to you.

U know Cappy, Its more fun to pick up on ppl who say enuff!! Its no fun when they say gimme more!!
Try saying gimme more of this stuff!!
Hope all is well!! Happy jhyappy Thursday!!
Am off to home!! Yippieeee!!

LOL Juggs, No Bell puraskar is definitely due to Neptem as well as our own Juggs..you guys are funny..uff mare haasera...

Loots and Nails..abui...hasaucha bhanya..

Hey Flips, k cha? Friday kahile aucha?

Hey Avani, u're one hell of a catalyst hai..kya reaction garidiyo..he he..

NKC happy thursday..

Bhauto....gooooooooooooooooooooo bhaute gooooooooooooooooo

Capt. saab, happy jhyappi thursday re? He he..howdy?

Flips-- where art'thou? Check your e-mail...

Captain-- you guessed it right...too many overwhelming Qs k..hehhe..oh well, school is going fine, so far no surprises on that end...as for the woods, the leaves have all shrivelled that it breaks my heart to even look outside...waiting for the spring- a new begining, new coats of greenery.. anyway, how are you today?

Nepalkch-- k cha?

Juggy-- Off already? Have a good one!

Sndy--Sanchai? Mein aur catalyst?!Noooo way! It must be the weather ;-)

Avani, me ta sanchai..it's definitely not weather..I'm sure :)

Cafe Casanovas to Tie the Knot

San Francisco, Jan 24 (AP)

The Committee to Find a Wife for Loote and NPL2US (CFWLN) is now inviting applications from prospective suitors. The committee is co-chaired by Brigadier SNDY and Tamang Lady and was formed yesterday at the request of Captain Haddock who serves as an adviser to the committee.

The committee has made a conscious decision to not start a new thread advertising the virtues of the very eligible bachelors it has been charged to wed given the recent experience of such threads of Sajha. They have instead decided to post the virtues of the two only within the Cafe noticeboard. Below is an extract from the RFP:

CFWLN Request for Proposals (RFP)

Loote Kukur is a good hearted and handsome man who is looking for someone to grow old with. He wants you to know he will be a devoted husband, who'll cook for you, who'll love you with all his heart. He will be a shoulder to lean on when you need and will be there for you through thick and thin.

He knows the things in the next few sentences dont matter to you but we have to say it for the sake of full disclosure that he  recently completed his Masters degree in Mastery. He now works in a hi-profile hi-tech Silicon Valley company and makes a six figure salary. He owns a 3-bedroom condo overlooking a beautiful lake and will consider buying a bigger house if you so desire or if your shoes and clothes don't fit into the wardrobes in his condo. He also owns small pieces of land in Kathmandu, Terai, Pahad and Himal and will build a cement house with attached bathrooms and hot water in them if you so desire.

He is a very progressive man and expects you to have a thriving career. You do not need to worry about house work or taking care of the kids as he will import domestic help from Nepal and pay them fair wages (10 dollars above minimum wage). You can use all your free time to go shopping or get a massage, pedicure or manicure and they can all be charged to the no-spending-limit credit card he will provide for you.

He will constantly provide you with love and care. He will also support your mother, father and other relatives who you want to help. He is a very well cultured and mannered person who will treat your the family with the utmost of respect.

NPL2US is also a good hearted and handsome boy looking to settle down. He works for a major multi-national financial services firm and cannot disclose his salary for tax purposes (that says something). He owns a ranch in the country and raises animals in his free time as a hobby. If you miss Nepal, he will cook you home-style khasi ko masu using one of the goats in the ranch.

He likes to work from home and will make plenty of time to shower attention on you. He will be responsive to all your needs. He will also provide you with a no-limit credit card and take you on shopping sprees to London, Paris, Tokyo and Singapore.

When you are lonely, he will give you company. When you are sad, he will make you happy. When you are bored, he will entertain you. Ladies, this is a once in a life time opportunity!

If you are interested please contact SNDY or Tamang Lady with your full-bio data at the address below and they will arrange for a tête-à-tête between you two.

The Committee to Find a Wife for Loote and NPL2US
www.cfwln.com
SNDY@cfwl.com OR TL@cfwl.com
P.O Box 81929
San Francsico, CA 94108

Strictly in jest, in the cafe spirit

Captain,  are we going on the "Back to the Past" ride?  Its 2008 and we are almost on the verge of stepping on to the second month :-P