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 Penis's request to vagina

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Posted on 05-06-06 1:37 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Sincerely,
Penis

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration rejects
your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often
visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you
have completed the day's work
And if that were not all, you have been seen
constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying
2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
Vagina
 
Posted on 05-07-06 6:34 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I know, thats the funny part. I thought it was condom at first. Then I realized its the testicles. Sheesh, i shudnt be posting here but its funny as hell!!!!
 
Posted on 05-07-06 7:05 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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just try make habit from now on
 
Posted on 05-07-06 8:20 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Chhyaa, kasto dirty thread. maile ta padeko chhaina hai :)
 
Posted on 05-07-06 8:25 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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साथी जोतिशी हो ? कि अन्तर्यमी ?
 
Posted on 05-07-06 8:31 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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padnu nai parchha ra dirty thread to know that it is dirty? i perceived it as dirty so i am saying that it is dirty...... ha ha. antaryami bhaneko tehi ho ki kya ko?
 
Posted on 05-08-06 8:32 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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sex is one of the most beautiful things in the world. It is anything but dirty my friend. It all depends on ur convictions...
Of course if u do it with a filthy whore.. it is dirty.. but absolutely not when u make love with ur spouce or ur gf/bf.
U better belive that.
 
Posted on 05-08-06 11:28 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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it's not about sex that i said dirty.
 
Posted on 05-08-06 11:40 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Jai Nepal,

what's up ? So, you understand the lanuguages that what OUR BODY PARTS talk about, huh ! Great Man !

ya, sar-sar ti pade tapaeeko posting...! ramaeelai kuro raichha...! life ma Anga-haru ko conversation sunna paunu pani ramai kura ho bhane hisab le liye yo posting !


Jai Nepal !

- BD
 
Posted on 05-08-06 2:59 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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