Universal Law:
#. The more you speak against king is directly proportional to More democrat you are.
# The more you speak for democratic process is equal to being disrespectful to HOR proclamations.
# The more you hate India equals to the more nationalist you are.
# The more you hate Bahuns the more hero you become for other castes
# The more you hate Newars the more hero you become for other castes.
# Democracy (Freedom of speech applies only for SPAM ) not for others so cannot speak against them
# focus.nepal and parewa Nepal are the best source of information and are not baised.
# if you put negative and pessimistic views you become royalist.
# Commies are universal dream seller and people buy it!
Logics:
#The more you hate SPA equals to more you love King.
# If you point out Maoist autocratic activities during peace process implies you do not like peace in Nepal = you are mandale.
# The more you show how corrupt king was the less you show how less corrupt the SPA leaders were.
. # It is perfectly ok to label some one madale if he speaks against SPAM.
#. It is perfectly ok to label some one Maoist if they publish Maoist rhetoric’s in Sajah
# Secular country means no religious violence and tolerance for other religion that never existed in Nepal.
#. If you are for Hindu country = you want King as Vishnu = you are mandale=you are bahun
#. It is perfectly acceptable to stone hospitals, beat doctors and beat one person by 3000 in street because we are fighting for the right cause and the person is so dangerous that 2999 people is not enough to handle.
# It is ok for Maoist to take arms because they are fighting (with/for) the Nepalese.
# It is ok for Maoist to take law in their hands because their hands are longer than law and order .They never misjudge or make mistakes.
# It is acceptable to ignore other parties In HoR because they did so in the past. We are changing how we work.
# if king issues proclamation it is unconstitutional but if HOR issues proclamation it is constitutional.
# People is sajah are unnecessarily talking $hit about Maoist they are god in Human forms.
#I want democracy(peace) but it is absolutely necessary for opposition to carry arms so that govt. works properly
# Maoist acts of violence is acceptable because that is the way to make change
# Kantipur media is the best no matter how selfish, opportunitist and biased they are because they talk only good things about Maoist and SPA.
# I do not believe in Nepal developing in two years or any time sooner (??????)
# because politician understand only language of blood it is extremely necessary in democratic country to always carry gun and kill couple of people .Speaking against won’ t cut it- violence is the only medium.
Parachanda law:
# It is perfectly ok to speak against racial discrimination but if we do it in our party it is ok... bahun can still rule...
# Violence is justification for not being able to be elected in HOR
#. More you show cruelty of Army implies less cruelty by Maoist.
# We do not extort money we voluntarily ask for money but we carry guns just incase.
#. We are for fair CA without intimidation so we will carry weapons to protect people from SPA.
#. India is expansionist but Yachuri (Marxist India, Govt now) is our good friend.
#. USA is imperialist but we know we cannot be in the Govt unless they want us to be.
#. It is perfectly ok for us to discriminate sex, religion and exploit janjati but they have been exploited for years so why not us.
#. Madeshi will not take part in CA because they don’t have citizenship.Also illegal muslims in terai should also be given citizenship.
#. Geneva Convention (human rights violations)only applies to Army cause they are against people and are royal dogs.
# All the majdur should be given rs 10000 salary but capitalist cannot open industry.
# It is ok for Maoist to call for bids to destroy National forest but If Govt. does they are selling the country.
# we can scare all the tourist away but we acknowledge the importance of tourism
# It is acceptable to Bomb bridges, telephone towers because foreign made it we will make on our own in 200 years from now.
# we never force any body to join us they just come to us .But we do abduct students and kidnap children just for fun.
# We do not attack anybody unnecessarily but every time we bomb it was mistake. we do not kill innocent people .but if they die , that is the fault of our guns not ours, It is again a mistake.
# Everyone should be in the army so we have no body to fear .Everyone should carry arms so we can kill birds just for time pass.
# Our 10-15k militia is powerful than 90k Nepal army, we can even take over expanioist India and imperialist USA.
# we never looted people just like to run away from villages.
Myths:
#. CA is the solution to all the problem ever existed/will exist in Nepal.
#. If we remove king, people will rule.:)
# SPA leaders have changed; they seriously have started thinking about Nepalese.Not kursi.:)hmm… two DPM Two PM..is not chair ,it is table!!!!!
# Maoist seriously wants peace, Believes in Democracy and are for Janjatis. (how I loved it to be true)
The best ones for last:
#Now Nepal will be like Singapore, comrade Prachanda said so…..hahahahha
The writer(IMI) is pessimist, against peace process, is royalist, comes from corrupt rana Army family or corrupt Panche bahun family, has lot of property in KTM to save from Maoists and hates Nepal!!!!!!:) hahahahha…. this is good one guys thanks!!:)
