Guys give the crooked answers but give logic to prove your answer.

 

There are ten birds on a branch of a tree. A hunter comes and shoots a bird, how many birds are left ?

 

 

Once again, it isn't as simple as you had heard in your childhood. Best of luck.

Why you can't cremate a man,killed in Nepal,  in India?

 

 

 

 

 

Because he is still alive.

 

duplicate post

1) if you are demented and try to fail but end up succeeding, which one have you done?

2) if a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

How do you get holy water?

 

----------> By boiling the hell out of it.

 

 

 

Where is the dog which has no legs, no eyes and two tails ?

 

 

 

...............> The same place where you left it.

Ratobhale yadi answer aaudaina bhane chupa lagera basne ok. aaosh pani kasari?? Sala Padhna aayeko ho ra america ma Baule bhrastachar gareko paisa lukaune thau payena hola ani jabarjasti chora lai padhna pathayeko hola. Tara bichara buda lai k thaha uchaleko kukur le deer mardaina bhanera. paisa ko satya naash.

Bajeko sekuwa

Timro kura sunda brastachari bramhachari ko chora jasto dekhincha. Kollai sala bhanya tero bau mero sala tero baje mero sala. Tero bajeko sekuwa mero goo ganayo. Jasta lai tyestai dhido lai nistai. Arkalai tyessai bhrastachari bhanchas.

Bhratachari lai bhratachari banda matra ris utchha Jo bhratachari chaina tyaslai bhratachari bhanda baal matalab??? You must me the category one. Fuc..ker

Tero theory ta jastai misguided and stupid chaa. Talai muji mutha fokka bhanda talai ris uthyo bhaney ta muji mutha fokka nai hosh ta? By the way talai kehi bhaneko chaina just a rhetorical question.

Tell me what does your father do back in Nepal?? Be honest. My father is A Farmer. He took a loan for my education with a land deposit to the bank. I already paid off the loan and he is free now. How many people are here with honest money?? I have seen some undergraduate student get money from Nepal for their romance.

Listen bajey ko sekuwa and listen good. I understand where you're coming from. You've gone thru your share of struggles and you're proud that you have come this far. But that does not mean you have disdain and lack of respect for the rest of the people out there. You can't assume that others have had a dandy life or were born with a silver spoon or have corrupt parents. If you assume that you are just plain stupid and there's no point argipuing with you. Obviously there are many corrupt people but accusing others without knowing anything just shows what a moron you are. In fact it shows that in spite of your family struggle you are showing character of the corrupt people. Don't grow up to be one of them.

I am blaming those people who come to USA spending a-lot of money but spoiling   their life  doing something else. why do people come to USA when they have to work their ass off to pay their tuition and get GPA 2.0. You call this is struggle this is not fugging struggle this is waste of our economy.  Their corrupted parent send money from Nepal. where does that money come from?? which Nepali can afford a US university without risking their entire life or without having corrupted parent. And how many Nepali you think have risked their life??If you say that they manage their tuition working hard then what is the point of coming to US ruining the future. when they could have get  better education in Nepal.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

 

 

 

 

 

 

--------------------.> a walk!

 

This thread is reserved for RATOBHALE  & 

BAJEKO SEKUWA.

 

Isn't that corny enough ??????????????

HAHA naya sadak, good one...

there are nothing left because all birds are flying.

Last word of a gangater: Who put the voilen in my voilen case?

Marconi's GF. Your were smoking pot, you couldn't make it. Your GF was also smoking pot and wanted to steal it from you so she put it in the case but could not make to carry it. She just managed to put it in the case.

It was in jest. Not to offer offence to you by any means.

 

Puruz

well milena Purush. Why did u mention abt smoking? Do I know u?

See a consequence of  wrong word used. I got it from a website and had saved it. Well, it would be a good thing to share with you people.

 

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Shit! THAT'S the word!”