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Posted on 11-02-04 6:44
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92 year old Daily Telegraph columnist/ ex editor WF Deedes launched a sterling defence of club culture this week, suggesting staying out all night raving could prove to be excellent training for gallant young officers going off to fight in Iraq. "As a frequenter of nightclubs in the 1930s, let me take the stand for a moment," the veteran reveller (who's nowadays a lifetime peer) pleaded. "The hardest struggle in prolonged conflict is not being brave but staying awake, and this I found, is where we nightclubbers had the edge over fresh-faced young men, not long out of school and fit as fleas, who after a day and night without sleep, found it hard to keep their eyes open," Lord Deedes recalled. http://www.sleepfoundation.org/fatigue.cfm ('Recent revelations that the American pilots who bombed Canadian forces in Afghanistan in April 2002 had taken amphetamines, or "go pills," came as a surprise to some. However, it has been the Air Force's practice to give small doses of amphetamines to pilots on long flights for years . . .')
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Posted on 11-02-04 6:45
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Bush has single-handedly turned the United States into the most neurotic and terror-obsessed country on the planet. For non-Americans, the United States is suddenly not a very nice place to visit because US immigration officers -under the rules of Bush - now conduct themselves with all the charm and unanswerable indignation of Hitler's SS.
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Posted on 11-02-04 6:47
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America Arrests Record Numbers Of Pot Smokers New data published by the FBI this week has revealed that 755,186 people were arrested for marijuana offences in the US in 2003, with 88% (660,000) busted for simple possession. The record number of arrests represented a doubling of pot related arrests since 1994 and came soon after the Republican administration urged prosecutors to be particularly merciless with offenders. "Marijuana and violence are linked," they declared in a memo in 2002, "no drug matches the threat posed by marijuana." More recently, President Bush ordered police to switch resources from targeting heroin and cocaine to cannabis, suggesting pot arrest figures could skyrocket even further if the Republicans remain in power for four more years. Independent candidate Ralph Nader also highlighted the drugs issue this week in an open letter to George W, urging him to pardon 30,000 non-violent drug offenders at the end of his first term. "As someone who has acknowledged having a substance abuse problem you understand the importance of treatment for addiction. I'm sure you also recognize that if you had been incarcerated for cocaine use you probably would not have gone on to have the career you have had," said Mr Nader. "Therefore, you should be especially sensitive to the need for correcting the injustice of incarceration for non-violent drug offences," he urged. http://www.votenader.org/media_press/index.php?cid=317 ("The U.S. Department of Justice estimates that if incarceration rates remain unchanged an estimated 1 of every 20 Americans and greater than 1 in 4 African Americans can be expected to serve time in prison during their lifetime')
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Posted on 11-02-04 6:49
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"He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end." (Ananova) A nurse recalls treating 43 Romanian Nicolae Popovici, who required medical aid after super-gluing an extra large condom on his penis to permanently prevent his wife having any more kids.
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Posted on 11-02-04 6:52
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Posted on 11-02-04 6:52
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http://www.bushisms.com/index1a.html ("You fcking son of a bitch. I saw what you wrote. We're not going to forget this . . .', George W. speaking to writer and editor Al Hunt in 1988)
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Posted on 11-02-04 6:54
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Does Being Afraid Make It OK To Vote for George W? Barefoot Doctor: "Fear in this case is actually a justifiable reason for not voting for him if you've got any sense at all, though I'd say it's simplistic to say George W threatens the world - you have to consider the threat posed by the terrorists too. But having said that I think his way of dealing with the crisis is certainly out of line with good sense taken from a martial artist's point of view like mine. I'd prefer a candidate with a bit more cool about them - someone who at least appeared to be grounded in some kind of tangible reality as opposed to the fantasy realm turned actual nightmare scenario Bush's approach has created. Abstaining in this instance would be wasting a valuable opportunity to help some kind of positive change and that would be a shame, though as to how people should vote that's not for me to say. Though personally I'd vote for Kerry 8 times over or for Michael Moore if he was running. Vote with your heart."
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Posted on 11-02-04 6:56
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Posted on 11-02-04 6:57
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Posted on 11-02-04 7:00
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Adam Freeland Rejects Raving Bush Girls Outspoken British breaks star Adam Freeland found himself performing for George W's notoriously fun-loving daughters Jenna and Barb at a US rave last week and said he was horrified when he realised who they were. "I was in Chicago playing a We Want Your Vote gig last Thursday night and the promoter had told me that the Bush daughters might be there and I'd been like 'yeah, whatever', said Adam. "Then about an hour into my set I dropped 'We Want Your Soul', the vibe picked up and a few new heads came onto the floor from the adjacent VIP room, including one pissed up (drunk-slang Ed) girl who was jumping around, pulling hard on a fag (cigarette), who was obviously a party girl," he recalled. "Then I saw her face and I got this weird deep sickly churning in my stomach; she looked exactly like George W and I realised 'fck', it is her; George W's daughter going nuts to We Want Your Soul, miming the words," said Adam. "I felt like I'd seen the antichrist (not that I'm a Christian) but it was fcking odd and strange and her sister was there with her too, though she wasn't afflicted with looking like him," he continued. "If Bush dressed up as a girl, he'd be his daughter. Poor fcking girl." "I thought maybe I should go find her chat her up or something (it didn't look like it'd be that tough), try to get her into bed just so I could infiltrate her mind, infiltrate her family, change the world, or even just tell my mates I'd shagged a Bush," Adam added. "But I didn't," he laughed.
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Posted on 11-02-04 7:02
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http://www.bushwatch.com/hold1.htm ('In St.-Tropez, Jenna partied with Sean "P. Diddy" Combs. In New York, the twins sent one of their Secret Service agents over to procure an introduction to rocker Chris Cornell, the frontman for the band Audioslave. The girls were not averse to showing up at places where controlled substances were enjoyed . . .')
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Posted on 11-02-04 7:04
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Posted on 11-02-04 7:07
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America Brands Drugs Users 'Vectors Of Contagion' American plans to target occasional drug users through 'compassionate coercion' coupled with 'specialised pharmaceuticals' could mean the war on drugs moves inside people's brains, an alarming new report published by civil liberties group the Center for Cognitive Liberty & Ethics (CCLE) claimed this week. The report highlighted the development of vaccines to block the effects of drugs such as cocaine, though also examined the implications of America's 2003 National Drug Control Strategy, which compares occasional dabblers with cholera carriers. "It (drug addiction) spreads because the vectors of contagion are not addicts in the streets but users who do not yet show the consequences of their drug habit," the US report declared last year. "Last year, some 16 million Americans used an illegal drug on at least a monthly basis, while 6.1 million Americans were in need of treatment. The rest, still in the "honeymoon" phase of their drug-using careers, are 'carriers' who transmit the disease to others who see only the surface of the fraud," they declared.
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Posted on 11-02-04 7:12
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German Husband's (Not So) Great Escape A 47-year-old man from Itzehoe, Germany was beginning a ten-day prison sentence this week after refusing to pay a parking fine in order to escape his wife. "He said he couldn't stand the constant bickering at home with his wife and was looking forward to a bit of peace and quiet in jail," a police spokesman explained. (Ananova) The henpecked driver's conviction came 18 months after fellow German Vladimir R attempted an even more resourceful way of silencing his equally outspoken missus, with the aid of a second world war air-raid siren he installed at their home. "My wife never lets me get a word in edgeways," Herr R told police when they responded to neighbours' complaints. "So I crank up the siren and let it rip for a few minutes. It works every time. Afterwards, it's real quiet again,' he explained. Both characters could find favour with German sports minister Otto Schiller who two weeks ago called on locals to make a concerted effort to be less grumpy when they host the (soccer) World Cup in 2006. "We could do with more jollity and lightness, a sprinkling of Viennese or Mediterranean flair," Herr Schiller suggested. "we too are capable of light-footedly hovering two centimetres above the ground."
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Posted on 11-02-04 7:15
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Retrosexuals Rough Up Metrosexuals Fashion conscious Brit blokes are ditching metrosexual traits like personal hygiene and hair styling and becoming dirty 'retrosexuals' according to a new lifestyle guide published by Oxford University. "The retrosexual is a man who spends as little time and money as possible on his appearance," The Guardian revealed this week, "he is scared of hair gel." The Standard newspaper also highlighted the latest fashion this week, declaring 'the retrosexual is scruffy, possibly a little dirty and as unaffected by designer labels as anyone can be'. Both newspapers, however, failed to mention the sexuality of retros, though Mark Simpson, the British journalist who coined both terms (in 1994), suggested retros are more likely to be gay than metros. "Pointing to a heterosexual or homosexual is generally not as easy these days, without following them home to check, not least because of the proliferation of the metrosexual," he told the Observer several months ago. "Hetero metros are probably rather less 'latent' than retrosexuals. They are, after all, rather blatant - in their flirtatiousness," he pointed out.
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Posted on 11-02-04 7:17
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Eminem Blasts Bush's Mission From God US rap star Eminen has labelled George Bush 'a weapon of mass destruction' on his new album Encore and attacked him for going to war over Iraq. "Maybe this is God just saying we are responsible for this monster/ this coward that we have empowered," he raps on Mosh. "Let him go fight his own war, let him impress daddy that way." (Mirror) While Eminem's rant is unlikely to concern Republication strategists unduly, a much more damaging assessment of the President's competence appeared in the New York Times this week, courtesy of leading Republican libertarian politico Bruce Bartlett. The Washington insider, who served as both an advisor to Ronald Reagan and George Bush senior in the past, claimed George W genuinely believes he's on a mission from God, allowing him to ignore inconvenient facts, whenever it suits him. "This instinct he's always talking about is this sort of weird, Messianic idea of what he thinks God has told him to do," Mr Bartlett explained. "This is why George W. Bush is so clear-eyed about Al Qaeda and the Islamic fundamentalist enemy. He believes you have to kill them all. They can't be persuaded, that they're extremists, driven by a dark vision. He understands them, because he's just like them," he said.
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Posted on 11-02-04 7:21
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http://www.tortuga.com/foundation/campaign/docs/book/g3.html (Mayan Calendar: 'The law of time was embedded in the Mayan way of knowing, and their superiority of knowledge owes altogether to a familiarity with the synchronic order of time. This means they could know and do things in ways which modern third-dimensional space would today consider supernatural . . .')
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Posted on 11-02-04 7:22
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Hooligan Harry Fights For Britain Notoriously delinquent royal Prince Harry enhanced his lager lout reputation even further this week, when he got involved in a 'scuffle' with a photographer outside a London nightclub. According to press reports the pot-smoking prince quaffed vodka and mingled with soap opera actors and 'glamour models' at toff hangout Pangeaa before lunging at a photographer as he left the London club in the early hours. "You f***ing w***er, why are you f***ing doing this", Harry reportedly screamed as he lashed out at the snapper, and had to be dragged back into his limousine by his bodyguards, the Mirror reported. "Punching people in the street is not the sort of thing you expect from a prospective British army officer," an ex SAS officer and former royal protection bodyguard told the newspaper. "He will be depended upon to remain cool in tough situations." The incident came just a week after the out-of-control 20 year old denied accusations that he'd cheated in his Art A level exam and just two years after he became notorious for hosting drug crazed parties at Prince Charles' palace at Highgrove. "The trouble is that Harry has been fighting an image problem ever since his brush with drugs," said Standard royal watcher Valentine Low. "The pictures of red-faced Harry scrapping (fighting) in the street will imprint on people's minds an image that will prove hard to eradicate," he predicted,
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Posted on 11-02-04 7:23
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Posted on 11-02-04 7:25
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"I don't want a divorce. My husband is violent. It is in his nature. I just want him to promise to beat me only once a week." (Telegraph) An Iranian woman begs a court to order her husband to stop assaulting her every night (the judge later ordered her husband to stop battering her altogether).
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