Living Will

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I
said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent
on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens,
just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

i got in fwd email

This place is too dumb to understand a joke of that calliber.

really? :-D

yes Bit(h!

absolutely!
that is why vicentbhodega keeps coming here...he hopes to find like minded people here. (or she!)

yeah and end up bumping into people like the person above me... wait, did I just address this individual as a person?... shame on me...

when u know u will end up bumping into them, why do you keep coming here? hey i enjoy meeting "dumb" a$$es. provides a good laugh every now and then. so me no complaning.

sometimes I like to watch them humor themselves. Like I am doing right now

was that a joke that no one here would understand also?

perhaps so :-)

i laugh at myself everyday baby and i welcome anyone to do so.

which joke cerine? the joke a bout that living will?

see what I mean? "which joke" re
Look into the mirror, lfc123. Thats the biggest joke in the history of mankind!

i dont' really care if i am joke. as long as i do what i am supposed to do (taht is to kic your ass), i dont 'mind being a joke for teh rest of the day. humor is all that keeps me going.
by the way, did that hurt?

also, the reason why i asked taht qeustion was because there are two jokes going on here..........all right, three if you insist.

no it didn't hurt a bit. We live in a physical world, unlike you who lives in a dillusional world. You lack in strength and mind to be able to even come close to me, let along trying to kick me.

i didn't mean kicking you physcially. never mind.

I accept your defeat!

VB= attn seeker

:-)

you forgot few other things Cerine.

He is smart and was recently voted people magazine's top 100 sexiest man alive.