Just curious how Chandra Bahadur  Dangi will penetrate Kim Kardashian? Will he go head first or toe first?

I didn’t want to offend any people of color, so I told one of my customers, “Did you say you wanted $5 on that African-American car on station #4.” He still got offended though…

I never understood the meaning of some Nepali being sukulgundo until I saw a guy in NYC who works at Subway, lives with other 10 roommates but drives brand new Audi.

These days most of us with DSLR are photographers while monkeys and sadhus at pashupatinath have become great posers.

BMW is my baby! However I can’t drive her, I can only ride her. I ride her most nights, some mornings and some days. She is strong, heavy, high mileage and she needs lot of fuel. I still love her 'coz she is my Big Mexican Woman and only ride to my  American dream.

Feedbacks are welcome!
Thanks,
Mangale

p.s :Those who have not read Mangale's monologues. Check the thread on Stand Up Comedy!!