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Posted on 12-04-09 2:54 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (29),
Bride Female(24) AS
BEGIN 

SELECT Bride FROM All_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 10 AND
HouseStatus = 'TwoStorey_Fully_Furnished'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (Bachelor Degree, Masters Degree) AND Having
Brothers = Null AND Sisters = Null

SELECT Gold, Cash, Car, BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW') END GO

Then the Bride writes the below query:

DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;

 
Posted on 12-04-09 3:28 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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lol
 
Posted on 12-04-09 4:25 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Thats funny.....But the Bride query is wrong, it will give error - so don't worry if you have implicit transactions set to true already.


You cannot issue commit if u don't have a begin tran.


Or else write DDL trigger, so that anytime Bride issue a Drop statement, trigger will fire.


Nice one....Do u have more?........
 
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SOmething funny happen here. I copy and pasted this query in my compnay and send to my co-worker. But there is something that when u click the body part in the email, it goes to some porn sites..........


Guys do not do this plese
 

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