Below are some of the most amazing quotes of Nepali politics. Some are real, some are fictional. Taranath Ranabhat's is real, King Mahendra's is real, and some quotes of Prachanda are real, and the others are almost real - they haven't just said it, but would say it anyways. Let's begin.

"There is nothing right about Nepal that cannot be changed with what is wrong with the Maoists." -Comrade Prachanda, in jubilation after blowing up a bridge.

"Katuwal kattu tandai bascha."

कटुवाल कट्टु तान्दै बस्छ ।  - Prachanda.

“We want to rebuild a new Nepal through the Constituent Assembly. But we will be compelled to seize Narayanhiti if we are defeated through conspiracy and our initiative to build that new Nepal is vanquished.” - Prachanda, at Tudikhel.

Ko ho tyo Katuwal?

को हो त्यो कटुवाल । - Prachanda.


"ma mare pani mero desh baanchi rahos"


म मरे पनि मेरो देश बाचि रहोस् ।

-Mahendra Bir Bikram Shah


"ma mare pani mero choro disco maa naachi rahos."

म मरे पनि मेरो छोरा डिस्कोमा नची रहोस् ।

-Gyanendra Shah
Ma ke bhandachu bhane - Ma mare pani mero chori kurshi ma basi rahos.

म के भन्दैछु भने - म मरे पनि मेरो छोरी कुर्शीमा बसी रहोस् ।

- Girija Prasad Koirala.


Bartaman Paripreshya ma Jaha Guliyo tyaha Ma. Ku. Ne. Bhuliyo.

बर्तमान परीपेक्ष्यमा जहाँ गुलियो त्यहा माकुने भुलियो ।

- I don't know who should say this, not Madhav Kumar Nepal, though.


Old but gold. Here it is.

Ratatatatatatata.

रततततततत - Used this word in substitution for -

Bhatatatatatatata. (in Nepali)

भततततततत

- Taranath Ranabhatatatatata,

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let's have some fun..please add more...

"Goo Kha"- Komal Shah to her husband Gyanendra after he forgot her birthday. 

ha ha ha .... funny