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 Sexy Software Professional
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Posted on 06-19-07 9:34 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Class Software Professional

class Bachelor_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};

class Female_Software_Professional

{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};

class Female_Engaged_software_professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
};

class Newly_Married_software_professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
};

class Husband_wife_software_professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void lov
};

Class Guy_who_posted_this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();
}
 
Posted on 06-19-07 11:50 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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That's funny dude. Keep it up.
 
Posted on 06-19-07 12:17 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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package nepalBurnGirldInUs;
import dad.mom.bigshotsInNepal;
import atLeast2.BigHourse.inNepla;

public class Bachelor_female_professional extends eliteFamilyFromNepal
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};

class Female_Software_Professional

{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};

class Female_Engaged_software_professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
};

class Newly_Married_software_professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
};

class Husband_wife_software_professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void lov
};

Class Guy_who_posted_this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();
}
if(guys <(("Mercedeze" )||("BMW") == null)){
errors.add ("rejected");
}
if(guys == ((usCitizen)&&(usDegree)==ok))
{
errors.add("instantlyAccepted");
}
 
Posted on 06-19-07 12:19 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Are you still in bench?
 
Posted on 06-19-07 12:40 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Still in bench?? Hell no.
 
Posted on 06-19-07 12:45 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I guess more or less everyone agrees, and comes to peace. Here are the reasons why I chose programming job:

1) I hated sleep.
2) I had enjoyed my life enough.
3) I couldn't live without tension.
4) I wanted to pay for my sins.
5) I believed in Bhagwad Geeta : karm karo , phal ki ichha mat karo..
6) Everything in life has a reason; i wanted to prove it wrong.
7) I wanted to take revenge on myself.

"Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao. Programming hai waste, trust only copy-paste "

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Posted on 06-19-07 4:17 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I do agree Pale Dai.
 
Posted on 06-20-07 8:20 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Thanks LondonBridge.
 
Posted on 06-21-07 7:59 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Did you compile it? What did u get from that?
 


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