Nepalese Pizza delivery girl accused of rape

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A Nepalese girl deliverying pizza has been accused of raping a sleeping man after she entered his house with the pizza.

Police claim that the night of the incident, a 40 yr old man had ordered some pizza but then fell asleep. Police claim that Ms. Amita Hamal, 21 from Nepal, arrived with food about 11 pm (Australian Standard Time) and entered throught the open front door of their eastern suburbs home.

She is accused to walking into the man's bedroom and sexually assaulting him.

According to Miss Hamal when she arrived at the house the door was open and she walked in to find a woman sleeping on the lounge so she went inside looking for anyone who was up. When she entered the bedroom she saw a man sleeping in the bedroom. She claims that when she was trying to wake him up, they ended up having consensual sex.

It was only after Ms. Hamal had left that the man walked out to the living room to find his wife sleeping in the lounge.

Source: theonion.com

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Stiffler

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Easy there.
Yeah, it kinda is a sour topic; getting raped is not a laughing matter. But I will defend your post giving you the benefit of doubt, that you are trying to make fun of a ridiculous claim of having sex and saying you thought it was your hubby.

By the way, did the girl call the man later to ask him if he wants to hook up with her?

daami

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http://www.mysansar.com/archives/2011/09/id/21115

yesko Feminist version ho ki k ho sarkar???

bodmas

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I hate this guy "sajha onion".

maxpayne

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Down Vote the posts you dont like and they'll go away.

sajha onion

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I like to write from a different perspective with a different twist from reality if you guys don't like it feel free to ignore my posts.

amricane

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Cheapa*S

chaurey

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haaaaaaa funny shiz ....

cybro

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wahiyaat mora

rajeshdai

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This guy needs to be laid.... Good luck

lll_lll

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I guess most people visiting sajha is not familiar with The Onion.com and the idea behind it. Hence do not see your attempt at humor/satire. I guess these poeple who believe your articles to be true are just plain ignorant and the people who know it is humor/satire and don't like it need to ignore it. BTW, I find your prespective amusing and chuckle every time I read...

bodmas

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III_III what do you take us for? There are ppl who know what onion.com is and know he is trying to be funny. He is far from being funny, if he amuses you, congratulations. But may be our standards are little higher, but it is a free world.

Peace.

Pulsar_Beat

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Actually if you've read all of Sajha_onion's posts, he's not only funny but equally creative and entertaining. Please continue writing!

lll_lll

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What do I take you for? I think I made myself perfectly clear in the above post. If you want the section that pertains to you again, sir, here it is again.....
".......the people who know it is humor/satire and don't like it need to ignore it."

... and you certainly seem to have made it amply clear that your standards are little bit higher than this so you have no business crawling around this thread. I have seen far worse in sajha for this be of any issue.

Ramen Noodles

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Much ado about nothing, folks! Sajha Onion has done nothing wrong. A satire about a current event is something we see in Comedy Central on a daily basis, so what's the big deal? As long as it's not death, serious injuries or a natural catastrophe thats being made fun of, all's fair. The news about the rape is public information and for our own, in-house "onion" to manipulate the news and create a satire on it makes a person unfamiliar about this news analyze it even more and make their own judgement on it.

Not that I'm ever looking to make my own grand satire about this case (I'll leave that to our "onion" expert), I too sympathize with the Nepali dude accused of rape as he seems to have been in the wrong place at the wrong time, that's all. A few years ago, another Nepali dude in OC was accused of the same. It's time to stop copulating with drunk chicks, folks. A "yes" actually means a NO the next day when the female cannot remember what happened in her state of drunken stupor. Well, if it were up to me to decide, I'd think most females, if not all of them actually do know what exactly goes on when they're drunk. But, if they've passed out, then it's a different story!

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Stiffler

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Agreed. I'd rather read less humorous, but original and creative, piece than nonsensical rants that are prevalent here.
please keep em coming, area man Mr. Onion.

Korean_Soju

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Continue your writing onion coz people criticizing here in sajha are not familiar with The Onion.com and the idea behind it.
For the people who like your creative writing, plz continue.
I think you should post it like once a week, with various segments of your version of the activities/news that happened that week. Kinda "The week that wasn't" .
Cheers

bittertruth

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ha ha ha ha.. that's funny

magorkhe1

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Perspective with a different twist. Nice calim.
If we agree on your verse that you did not only copy as well replaced the male to female. Now where is the Prospective?
May be I could not understood the word PROSPECTIVE?

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k garnu, amrika basya bhanera dhaak lagauchhan, angreji ta fararara bolchhu bhanera resume ma lekhchhan, tapiani yi mula harule sarcasm bhanne kuro ko chheu-tuppo kehi bujhna sakya rahenachhan. ye aalu haru, kati choti bhannu timerulaai, sajha onion is similar to dipak raj giri in Tito Satya! aba ta kehi bujhyeu hola ni murkhaharu! kurai nabujhi flag handeka chhan, padha k padha ramrosanga, k lekheko ho, kun arthama lekheko ho bujhdainau bhane k ghantaa khana flag gareko?!

btw, onion, nije job again! tyo mori lai kasto kurkure baisa lagya ho, thula-baa bhannuparne lai ni chhodine, yo sansarma haami jasta lakka jawan thitaharuko k kami thiyo ra ni? haamlai pizza khuwauna aaunu ni kahike kahi ta! laaj nabhaki nakachari

sajha onion

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Thanks to all those who have encouraged me to keep writing!

Contrary to popular belief, it is possible for a nepali woman to rape a man. If you don't believe this statement then you can be accused of being a sexist.

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