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Sardar on phone:  Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. 
Doctor: Is this her first child? 
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

In a party a lady wanted  to go to toilet so  she inquired with a sardar 
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, 
sardarji replied u naughty,pehle tum dikhao.

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” 
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” 
boy said to girl :” see i told you to not to worry!!!!”.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:  “Me sick, no work” 
Boss SMS back:  “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:  “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay  saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? 
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki  tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega… 

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! 
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? 
Boy:bilkul nahi! 
Girl:to phir rehne do…

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, 
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, 
Phele Chota Hota Hai, 
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, 
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, 
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, 
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, 
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, 
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai, 
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, 
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

A girl phoned me  the other day and said … 
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.” 
I went over. Nobody was home, and I came back :(

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X 
S - SMILE 
E - ENERGY 
X - XCITEMENT 
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCK SEX FUL! in LIFE.

us ne kaha or dabao, 
main dabaya, 
us ne kaha or dabao, 
main ne or dabaya, 
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao, 
main ne phir dabaya, 
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao, 
main ne phir dabaya . . . ? 
dekha ho gya na suit case band


Aik bar karo na plz.. 
kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. 
plz karo naaa…….. 
muje acha lage ga… 
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri 
kar do na plzz… 
aik pyara sa SMS!!!


What would be the motto of  Pepsodent, if it produces condoms,
Raat bhar dhisum dhisum

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