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Whats yours?? Below are a few lunch time specials since I'm starving: "Lunch is for wimps" :Gordon Gecko in "Wall Street" "Ask not what you can do for your country, ask instead what is for lunch!" :Orson Wells Not a one liner but...From "Notting Hill" (seeing the expression would've been better than reading it though): Spike..."There's something wrong with the yogurt." William..."It's mayonnaise." Spike..."There we are then." ...And the most spine-chilling one: " I'll have to go now...I'm having an old friend for lunch!" :Hannibal Lecter in "Silence of the Lambs"
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"छन् गेडा सबै मेरा, छैनन गेडा सबै टेडा"
Cowboys
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I hate that you have to go but I love to see you walk away.:d (If you know what I mean) --- Cowboys.
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You want one-liner related to eating ? Here is one: Tony Montana once said " .. We're gonna eat that Sosa for breakfast! Close that f**ker down. .. " At this juncture, I would rather have a Samosa.
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" I'll have to go now...I'm having an old friend for lunch!" :Hannibal Lecter in "Silence of the Lambs" This one is chilling
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"I don't know exactly what I'm required to say in order for you to have int*ercourse with me, but could we assume I've said all that? ---- from Beautiful Mind by the great John Nash and few Woody Allen's Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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Looking in the mirror: I think I'm in love with my self, and damn it, I made a great choice. -Not sure of the author though!!!
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Ahhh...Breakfast time. Below are a few faves: Read one from the Governator a while ago. It goes something like this: "My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it." "What good are fans? You can't eat applause for breakfast. You can't sleep with it." :Bob Dylan Heard this one ever since my 'kid'hood days: "Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a pauper." But here in the USofA, my eating habits have become the exact opposite.
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How about the 101 greatest Simpson quotes? http://blogzarro.com/?p=223 Some of the ones I like: Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut. Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible. Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2. Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Homer: Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! Chief Wiggum: I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. and so on... check them out...
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hahahah August!!...The Simpsons, my fav TV show when I first got here!! However, haven't had the time to watch the show for the past few years now. Guess it was good as long as college was around.
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"i Am tHe dUde thAt yOUr gAl kEEps caLLIng"
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Having breakfast right now.. "..Coffee is only for closers!..". Which movie is this line from? Anyone??
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iF yA wErE mY hOMeWOrk , i WOuld bE DoiNG yA oN tABle.
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Since most of the oneliners are pickup lines, I compiled the worst ones: How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized? What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway You know, if I were you I'd have sex with me Are you in Karate cause that ass is KIckin he word of the week is "legs", so lets go to my pad and spread the word girl you must have a lot of parking tickets, cause you got FINE written all over you! Hi... I've got you on my TO DO list- for the next week...ready to get started? My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. If your left leg is Thanksgiving and yoour right leg is Christmas can I visit you between the holidays?
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Mine is: Enenthough it really sucks, PUT IT ON, BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN !!!
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You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway !!!
..........Good one!!!
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"will someone put this retard out of his miseries"-- eric cartmen
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gAL nEXt tO me iS nOt mY gURLfREn, sHe IS my pERsonal SecREtary
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once there was a very old man who died at Birth.............................
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Hope this remedy frenz.. Nepal is a country sandwich between China and India. ******************** The boss, who was born on the Continent, still has a struggle with the English language .Recently, welcoming a new employee into his organization, he said warmly,'We`re very happy to have you with us.As you know, we`re a little underhanded". ****************** In the foyer of a Baghdad hotel, two glass doors are marked 'Entrance In" and 'Entrance Out". ***************** A man, preparing to do some household-job, warned his little daughter that she might hear some four-letter words should he hammer his fingers." i know one of them," she said. The father winced. ' Help," she said. ***************** Aflight steward asked a customer," Miss xxx, how would you like your coffee to be?" ( black or milk), 'Miss xxx, "In Cup"!! Lollz...
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TRANSFORMERS OPTIMUS PRIME SAYS "BUMBLEBEE STOP LUBRICATING THE MAN" LOL FUNNIE
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