What if Uganda attacks Nepal?

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I thought I would join the bandwagon too.

Uganda, which is almost twice the size of Nepal, has almost same population as Nepal. Like Nepal it is also a Landlocked country and already is a Republic. They, like Nepal Army, are trained in Somalia Conflict; and during this training they know all the "secrets" of Nepal Army. As such, our defense is very vulnerable to Uganda and if Uganda decides to attack, or join force with India, Bhutan and US (as other Sajhawasis claim), then they will beat Nepal in a heartbeat.

What are our leaders doing to protect our country from Uganda? We should seriously think about it.

gyaani_keta

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hahahaha

KnightCrawler

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What's up with all these threads? If so and so country attacks Nepal? Last I checked, we have attacked ourselves....

deshbhaktanepali

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Who is Uganda????????????????/

sajhakhohero

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Uganda is my fren and he told me he will never attack nepal but he hate india and bihar.

nepal_rocker

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pagal banda......eak bar ranchi jawo.........bechara

yellow

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are we still in the 19th century, where a country attacks another and annexes it ?

What if US attacks, N.Korea ? would be a reasonable question.

What if Prachanda attacks Girija in public ( I mean physically, la ja ta Budha.. PM banne mero pali)...... knowing Prachanda the odds arnt that high?

Samsara

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Uganda will not send people to fight its wars...Its gonna send the thousands of guerillas that it harbors all over the nation. These giants will be enough for 5 Royal Nepal Army soldiers. Its now wonder, Uganda with utmost ease will destory Nepal.

Oops, did I say guerillas?? I meant the REAL Gorillas!! :D :D In response: Our defense, stack the borders with bananas laden with venom (well, being one of the banana republics won't be too bad as compared to the state we're in!!). hahahahaa

Kiddo

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Something tells me except for 2 guys here, nobody gets the joke.

raazstone

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in that case we will train the monkeys in swaymbu and pashupati on gurilla warfare!

sense

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Uganda has one more advantage...their army is soo starved that they never know what starvation is.... so they go on and on without food till they drop and die.
The best defense for Nepal will be to shut down all the food reserves and start activating HIV missile defence system which has proven fatal for them in the recent history.

North Point

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Its simple, just dress up Prachanda as Idi Amin with all the make up. Ugandans will shit in their pants and vow never to set a foot in Nepal. hehe

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