With some training...
CLASSES FOR MEN
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, Dec.8, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Classes begin Monday, December 11, 2006
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the
survivors.
Here's a list of classes for women (and imasculated men):
Classes begin on December 11, 2006 as well. All classes are 50 minutes and offered every other day of the week.
Women 101: cross listed with (c/w) Health 100: Do trash cans empty themselves. Join to find out.
Women 110: (c/w Philosphy 215) Letting him chill to play his Nintendo Wii or watch Champion's League is acceptable.
Women 210: (c/w Ethics 161) Bringing him an occasional breakfast in bed is OK.
Women 215: (c/w Music 200) Real women do less nagging.
Women 300: (c/w Humility 115) Women can admit that they lost the argument too.
Women 315: (c/w Biology 114) What if men don't feel like sex? Is there any remedy?
Women 101: cross listed with (c/w) Health 100: Do trash cans empty themselves. Join to find out - No, they don't. Applies to man as well. I wonder if they are only the one to take the trash out!
Women 110: (c/w Philosphy 215) Letting him chill to play his Nintendo Wii or watch Champion's League is acceptable - Outdoor games is much more acceptable.
Women 210: (c/w Ethics 161) Bringing him an occasional breakfast in bed is OK - Isn't it time for men to take over the kitchen yet?
Women 215: (c/w Music 200) Real women do less nagging - No nagging no fun at times! :-)
Women 300: (c/w Humility 115) Women can admit that they lost the argument too - They do it most of the time!
Women 315: (c/w Biology 114) What if men don't feel like sex? Is there any remedy - a word - NO
Happy wednesday ya'll!
Arghhh, too many errors, pardon them!
Good answers flips.. love it..
For men only . . .
LOL, THE remote has been unleashed....
Run, girls, run......
(BTW, yo sndy, what do u mean, no to my last class? That class is supposed to train women on ways to make her partner, feel the mojo.)
well I really didn't wanted to go through this thread and this is the first time I ever got through the thread......... and I found it hilarious , good... and mixed of everthing.....
WEll good men doesn't have got all the good qualities.. he should have 1or 2 bad habits too........
ehehe!!!!! got it sndy.......well those lessons ain't required for meh ......... well I guess you want that kinda wonderful man.......... I guess sndy........ where is sajhauser.........
hey sajhauser......... comon' support sndy.........
ehehe!!!!!!!!1 laugh out loud.............
-Rockend
Hey Rockend, As I mentioned earlier, my hubby went through this training so he's purrrrfect..that's the reason I recommend it to all the men..so r u in ??
Sndy..i don't need your class ..I am already a wonderful man.:)
Do you have some class ..to change Dogs into Human...:P might help you convert your bhai..hahah:P
Well well well...look who's here..IMI is back !! Welcome back..where have you been? I was missing loote and IMI jhagadas...don't disappear hai..
thanks Sndy..just been toooo busy..which is so amazing..cause doesn't happen alot.haha i was travelling a lot..well now i am back:)
well i was around on and off and will be around ..
I see loote still very stong and barking :P
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nice to see lot of guys n gals going strong..ya of course you as always:)
I've been busy myself..but love to see you guys...again welcome back !!
oh ImI gadha!
ke ko travel ma busy? nepal ma maoists yudda biraam bhayeko karan le sok manako bhanna! hahahahahaha.....
good to see u back! now sajha will be disoriented yet again with your tantrums and pessimism hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
sn di,
i don;t need no practice ke! i am a perfectionist :P....hajurko bahini chhaina ? khali? :P: :P
LooTe
loote:
What a dog:P ..hahah..bhai tika..garne didi ko bahini takne loote..hahahah :P
mula...maobadi awaush ya khaobadi Nepal is not going to change u know and i know very well..see..hehehe..
I keep sajah in track..make people realize the reality!!!!!!Reality is bitter..Maoist are not Superman!...hehehe.So don't dream...Go Sleep...ya and i told u i was travelling but not to nepal and i am not too sad Maobadi came now they will go.
Tyai ta Bhai tika garne didi ko bahini po takdo raicha loote le..but sorry no bahini..
But there are many eligible ketis here..if you say pleeeeeeeez I can look for a suitable buhari re kya....
Rocky le challange garyo, so I decided to bring this up again..sorry folks..
sndy, nepali guys do not quite fit in the category that the media is portraying the guys are or specially american guys r........so u better stick with the guys that do not need a diploma with C grade ...its that simple.......there r plenty guys out there...who don't need to attend those classses and aviod the hassle of getting the diploma from u.....look around lady!!!!!!
Oh!!!!!! sandiyana well I didn't say anything to you but you tried to bring meh out here........... so I am compelled to be here..........
well nothing more to say today..... if I have then will definitely say............
-Rockend
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