Don't drink and drive. But, if you do and get caught - DON'T ADMIT!

azn..talk more re?dyam!u better re kya!;oP wahahaha... duh!it be nice to see someone else talk more..u know be more irritating?wahahaha ;oP..well until one sees..cant believe hoina?;oP..ani oho!uncle lai new fren re?:o| oh well better late than never ;oP..u remember uncle dun u?;oP hehe..but uncles and niece can be frens too cant they?;oP hehe.. sayn bad?wat is all good duh!in bad pani there is good..esp if both can get over it?;o)..hehe.. and yeah was typin some mahabharat..but yeah before ppl assume im gettn jhyaap!:oS..i aint ok!:@..jhyap on life?:oS hehe ok fren is here ..so outta i go..was whilin time :oD... and oh one song which might prob piss off ppl ;oP.. i(not me!the singer!;oP hehe) say dun drink and drive.. u might spill ur drink!:oS.. before u get behind that whell.. just stop and think.... u take the chances..but theres so much to lose :oS.. another bumpy road.. these so much wasted booze!:o( im not so worried about how many i kill :oS im much more concerned with how much beer i spill :o( 35% of accidents are caused by pixilated.. the other 65are not alcohol related :oS wat does this tell us about the drunk drivers? they seem to have a better record than the sober team!;oP hehe just a song..dun get pissed!!dun drink!;oP hehe oh by nofx(in case someone wanted to know..or wanted to say i didnt give credits ;oP hehe) --------- and xena wat was the guy's hand doin on the floor?:o| or u jumped so high?:o| dyam u shud represent our nepal in high jump dun u reckon?are intoxicated ppl allowed to take part in olympics?;oP hehe.. anyways cheers and wahahahaa today gonna get a blast for being maha late!hyaaa!!!:oS...shud i let them know?or shud i just go there get blasted and start grinnin when they start blastin!;oP good day!:oD

if i am drunk, i would like to do bar hopping...and one thing i would like to do is lyp synch song at karaoke bar with my girl freinds...normally i don't sing...but only when i am drunk. the other thing i do is become loud,chug the beer and by the time i reach home...i am quiet and just become good girl and sleep.....

hot mama .. still up???hmmm.. drunk ki kya ho:)

Nope not today...i am sobber...he he he...

damn.. i just had one beer left in my fridge ..that is also gone ..heheh..i don't know what should i do know..its too late..i better go to bed.

Last night, I drank 3 liters of Beer and 200 ml of whiskey and started the thread. I don`t remember when went to the bed. Nice to know your experiences. Great!

beer is cheaper than gas.. so drink n don't drive

that was a mistake....hehe anon bro...i DO drink..once in a while....margaritas and martinis..hehe..."ladies drink" oopsie... but NO beers...damn last thing i want is a fat tommy on a loote body ...hahahaha LooTe

as all know that I dont drink anymore. wo ho.........its been more than 7 months man...i will soon be celebrating my one year clean bird-day. Anyways, Okie before when i use to drink... 1. I turned out to be the funniest guy in mother earth 2. I keep on smiling all the time 3. I start imitating bollywood stars 4. I insist on buying drinks for my mates 5. I get hungry 6. I walk on the street saying paro paro....assuming myself devdas 7. come back to home and watch that song from devdass" seesha se jaab seesha taakraye jo bhi aanjam, dekho kayese" 8. Once i was blacked out dont remember anything but i was told that i was holding neck of watchman on my building.

loote you must be fat so that you are concious while drinking beer..he he he who told you beer makes fat...i am skinny...and some of my girl friends from here who drink far more than me still are still skinny..only the man in thirties is fat...he he he

ss, now where do u get to generalize tesari. mero umer ko manchhe haru ko 2nd and 3rd layer tyre chha yaar... .. ajhai dherai bhoto haru badalnu chha hajur ko range pugna lai (O: girls haru ko 2nd and 3rd layer goes somewhere else (O: not in the stomach ni... (O: loote, r ya in ur 30s...

well i usually passed out n wont know wht happens afterward.......

Hey....then I think we need to drink together. :-P Don't file any charges on me...ok? I am innocent. :D

sure when u wana join me?give me a ring ok?

tonite?

your number?

hERE I ASKED U TO GIVE ME A RING.............fINGER RING ...DUMBO..........gUEST4...............NOT TELEPHONE RING ..........

Hey....I am not giving you ring anytime soon. Find another man if you want it this soon. I am just looking to get drunk with you. :D

53 reasons why i drink beer and why the beer is so much better than woman. 1. You can enjoy a beer all night long. 2. Beer stains wash out. 3. You don't have to wine and dine beer. 4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football. 5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out. 6. Beer is never late. 7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. 8. Hangovers go away. 1. You can enjoy a beer all night long. 2. Beer stains wash out. 3. You don't have to wine and dine beer. 4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football. 5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out. 6. Beer is never late. 7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. 8. Hangovers go away. 1. You can enjoy a beer all night long. 2. Beer stains wash out. 3. You don't have to wine and dine beer. 4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football. 5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out. 6. Beer is never late. 7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. 8. Hangovers go away. 9. Beer labels come off without a fight. 10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer. 11. Beer never has a headache. 12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents. 13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer. 14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head. 15. A beer goes down easy. 16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty. 17. You can share a beer with your friends. 18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer. 19. Beer is always wet. 20. Beer doesn't demand equality. 21. You can have a beer in public. 22. A beer doesn't care when you come. 23. A frigid beer is a good beer. 24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good. 25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony. 26. You can't catch social diseases from a beer. 27. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason. 28. A beer is always satisfying 29. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it. 30. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun. 31. A beer does not come with in-laws. 32. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good. 33. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box. 34. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak. 35. Beer doesn't complain about farting. 36. The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom. 37. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party. 38. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought. 39. Beer won't drive you to drink. 40. You can shoot a beer. 41. A beer chaser is easier to catch. 42. You don't need a license to live with a beer. 43. A tree is good enough for a beer. 44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't. 45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn. 46. Beer and "ice" don't mix. 47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily. 48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it. 49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car. 50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning. 51. Beer never complains about a wet spot. 52. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight. 53. A beer doesn't bleed one week out of the month.