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nepali kaanchhi
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This was too funny for me: To, Dear (IT) Technical support I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Bachelor 7.0 to wife 1.0 and found that the new program took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This was not mentioned in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Late Night Parties 2.5, and Sunday cricket 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday OGA Club 6.3 always fails, but Saturday shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the back ground whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Bachelor 7.0, but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help? Joe Reply from Technical support. Dear Joe, This is a common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Bachelor 7.0 to wife 1.0 thinking that wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge wife 1.0 and still convert back to bachelor 7.0 as wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed. Some people have tried to install Bachelor 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under Alimony/ Child support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I recommend you to keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any fault or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run C:\I APOLOGIZE program and avoid attempting to use *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\I APOLOGIZE a number of times, but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program but can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Sarees 2.0 and Jewellery 5.0. Regards. Technical support. nepali kaanchhi __________________________________________________
mansion
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totally hilarious.
Thaha_Panyen
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read it before at Sajha. still funny!! ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa
hyperthread
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better off stay with Bachelor 7.0 rather than wife 1.0 LOL ......I heard wife 1.0 may contain some viruses
nbt
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hmmmm old is gold
nevermind
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You guys fogot to try before buy. I have tried the Wife demo version, I did not like the 1.0 and 2.0. The 3.0 version is working fine. Remember the one you can download free? Free is always good. The version shows trial period over once every now and then but you can uninstall and reinstall and the demo version works fine with me till now. Donot forget to completely uninstall and remove the log files too. Clean recycle bin. YOu gotta set the configuration properly not to affect any other programs being affected. Run the Demo version only when used, keeping it in a separate partition is also recommended. I am thinking of getting the full version pretty soon. Wish me luck. Hey I tried the pirated version, one bought by someone else. Worked excellent until I got caught with the piracy error. Nearly got crashed. thank got I survived. I recommend try the pirated version at your own risk might be fatal and occur in frying you. Trust me its not worth it. You could never enjoy the Genuine Advantage udpate. Did I mention Saree 2.0 and Jewellery 5.0 is also optional with the system. 'As till now'.
nepali kaanchhi
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nevermind??? is it?? really?? OMG!!!:) :) :)
CaMoFLaGeD
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This is hillarious!!! Nice one Nepali Kanchhi Nevermind- I hear you. ha ha ha!!
Birkhe_Maila
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upgrade त गर्नु पर्ने हो अब, कत्तिको कस्टमाइजेबल छ कुन्नि? यसो भि बि ए, म्याक्रो स्याक्रो तान तुन पारेर चिटिक्क पार्न मिल्छ कि मिल्दैन? आजकल त "कमाण्ड" केहि काम लाग्दैन होला है? पहिला पहिला त कमाण्ड मै सबै कुरो हुन्थ्यो। add ins धेरै चाहिने होला चाहिएको काम गर्न फेरि? थुतुनो docable छ कि छैन? आफ्नो सिस्टमले भ्याउँछ कि भ्याउँदैन कुन्नि? मिनिमम् सिस्टम कन्फ्यूगरेसन के के हो नि? Saree 2.0 र Jewellery 5.0 ले त गार्बेज धेरै बनाऊँछ होला ......उफ! केहि समय त Bachelor 7.0 or beta नै ठिक होला जस्तो छ। आजकल त Bachelor 7.0 मा पनि मन लागेको बेलामा wife 1.0 युजर इनटरफेस ल्याउन मिल्छ रे...
nepalean
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यो अमेरिका मा customer satisfaction guaranted छ । त्यसैले wife को जुनै पनि version risk free छ ।जैले मन नपरे नि फर्काउन मिल्छ । Mail in Rebate मा पनि पाइन्छ । तर full mail in rebate छैन क्यार । त्यसैले pirated अथवा demo version को आवश्यक्ता छैन । तर kid1.0, kid2.0 जस्ता pop up भयो भने monthly storage charge लाग्छ ।
nepali kaanchhi
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wife 1.0 atti bhaisakyo kya...wish someone could come up with husband 1.0...how's that????? :) nk
rickynepal
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first I will it runs in Nepalean computer than only I will buy this software
rickynepal
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I will see bhanu parne " see" nai chutechha
rickynepal
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Hey nepali kanchi.. why don't you come up with Husband 1.0.
nepali kaanchhi
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hahaha! should think a lot about it before i buy one...i m even afraid to use the demo version 'cause i have heard that once u buy the actual software, u will see a lot of changes in the real husband 1.0, meaning demo version is easier, but once u buy it, u will not see a single characteristic of demo version in the real one...hehehe...but u got to buy once in your life!! SO, should think a loooooooooooot before INVESTING in it!! hahaha! nk
Thaha_Panyen
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Found this at some corner (folder) while cleansing my Home. Full Forms : LOVE : Loss of Valueable Energy WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
timetraveller
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Just get wife 1.0 and keep her. She's like windows 95. Newer versions will have security "breaches"..lolololol..like other window versions. hehe Also, if you want something more productive but can do away with the risk, just...borrow your friend's wifetop..like you borrow a laptop..muahahaha
avii
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To stop pop up such as kid1.0, kid2.0,there are number of pop up blocker aviable in the market such as..Durex,kamasutra,panther,masti oh yeah no one brand in nepal Dhale dai..so u guys can enjoy any version of wives...
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