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Arpana321
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Top Ten Reasons Why Democracy Will Be Challenging in Nepal 10. Girija is suffering from chronic longevity. 9. Communists in Nepal think communism works perfectly. “Ha ha ha.” That was Lenin rolling in his grave. 8. Every time there is a new government, a huge number of Bahuns and Newars will start counting the number of Bahuns and Newars in the cabinet. Euta Paado, Duita Paado, Tinwataa Paado… chi Barmu, nasi Barmu, swo Barmu… 7. ‘Mandaleys’ and ‘Pancheys’ will continue to be nostalgic of the time when they used to passionately moisten that cold-blooded Gyanendra’s testicles. 6. Leftists will continue to blame America for their janai khatiro. 5. Since it is already raining in Africa, we will not be able to sacrifice Deuba to the rain goddess of Zaire. And Dakchhin Kaali Maai only accepts bokaa and kukhuraa. 4. The nosy, gigantic bouncer named India will always be keeping an eye on us. He will make sure we don’t get to have a good time. 3. The criminal Maoists sincerely believe they are legitimate. The killings were just a shooting practice. I wonder whether those 13,000 people who died believe they are alive. 2. There will be several round table discussions among the parties. In the end, they will decide to go with a rectangular table. 1. I had a blank thought yesterday. That’s when I wrote the 10th reason. PS Please don’t hate me for my observations. I am an equal opportunity offender. I believe in ridiculing all the people, of all alliances, on all occasions, on all accounts, and by all means.
saroj
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Interesting perspective
samir28
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nice
IndisGuise
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"9. Communists in Nepal think communism works perfectly. “Ha ha ha.” That was Lenin rolling in his grave. " "3. The criminal Maoists sincerely believe they are legitimate. The killings were just a shooting practice. I wonder whether those 13,000 people who died believe they are alive." LMAO. HAHAHAHAHAHHA. 0. And yeah, that rectangular table would be a boxing ring where dying veteran Girija baje would go one on one with Prachanda baje while Poonte(Madhav baje) will play umpire. After many *I-don't-know-where-it's-going talk* they decide to settle it with "let's make it 25000 and another round table." Everyone is happy. All this while semi-retired all pro champ Gyane would try to claim that until everything is decided he shall hold honorary championship belt. What's less that zero? Negative? IndisGuise:)
danav
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# 10, # 9, # 5, and # 1 really rocks. Number 1 is my favorite, though it has nothing to do with Nepal.
Arpana321
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Danav, I like your choices. Except I prefer Number 6 over number 9.
highfly
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Dang.. A really good one. Well How high can you fly with broken wings???
sum_off
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As much as I hated the king, I find no. 7 to be quite cheap and lame.








Last edited: 22-Oct-07 09:50 PM
rlal
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Ekdam nai ghat lagdo. Khub man paryo. Three thumbs up! Weird, this kind of posting does not generate that much response in Sajha. Where as the one called "Condom" has 58 responses.
Arpana321
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Rather than starting a new thread, I continue on my own thread, that all this talk about Nepal being sular is the most real test of how fanatical we are about being Hindu. I have a feeling that we are a people of reason, and this declaration will only benefit us in the long run. Some people in Sajha who are vehemently against this, I believe are the same people who do not know ABC of Hinduism.
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