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A LOVE LETTER FROM A FAMOUS MATHEMATICIAN TO HIS BELOVED My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.You are as essential to me as an element of a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function. Yours ever loving, Pythagoras

Birkhe_Maila

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मैले एऊटा गणित पढाउने मास्टरले अङ्क मै छात्रलाई गालि गरेको चुटकिला सुनेको थिए पहिला त्यस्तै रेछ। चुटकिला--- " तेरिमा तिन बित्ते, बाह् सत्तरी कुरा गर्छस?, अहिले चार थप्पड हानेर बिस कोश पर पुर्याइ दिन्छु अनि तिन भुवन चौध लोक देखेर सात जुनि सम्म तर्सेलास"

nut

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Simply the Best humors ever read! thanks for sharing them. Nut

meh_sabi

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"My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10" -WOT TYPE OF ANGLE IS THIS?

SITARA

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I'd replied to this love letter a looooong time ago! :P My Beloved Mathematician: The gravity in your infinite love sucks me into a fathomless black hole. I fear that I will be reduced to strips of noodles by your density and nuclear pressures. In addition, I had never predicted that your attraction to me is solely due to my divine proportions (PHI). Our meeting at a point may at best be parrallel... which I'm afraid is never! Althoug, you seem well-rounded like a sphere, I find you more like an equilateral triangle, with three sharp angles which don't fit my more complicated obtuse-angled scalene nature. I am not acute! While your sun sets at an angle of 160 degrees, mine is exactly at high noon. Our geographical coordinates don't match neither do our stars. My astrologer stated that our (your and mine) planets allign in one straight line which could have a dominoes effect on the gravitational pull. So, please allow me to resume my lunch in the West, while you watch the Sundial in the East. Your friend till infinity. Your Mathematically Challenged.

meh_sabi

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Sitra dee ,hajur ko lekhne style dekhi ma jahile pani danghaaa...kasto gari lekh chha kya hajur le...i smily adores it.

meh_sabi

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smily=simply*

kundale

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Dear Mathematically Challenged, What is the probability that you and I can get together? The density could have been calculated had we a purely mathematical curve like the Gaussian. But alas, since it cannot be defined we have to formulate in the true Bayesian sense. Since the product of the Likelihood and Prior gives us the Posterior Probability Density Function, a numerical solution is of order, at least using Matlab, we can come up with something. The hope is eternal, since a delta can be placed at the MLE estimate. :) mero sano pandityai pradarhan lai anyatha nathannu hola. Uhi Jeri manparaune Kundale