10 stupid things than men do to mess up their life..
1. STUPID CHIVALRY
By getting involved with the wrong woman (weak, flaky, damaged, needy, desperate, stupid, untrustworhty, immature etc.). you think your love will save/transform her.
2. STUPID INDEPENDANCE
Unwilling to admit "need" for bonding and intimacy, you hide in excesses of work, play, drink, drugs, porn, and meaningless sex.
3. STUPID AMBITION
Unable to comfortably and proudly accept your inherant importance to society and family as husband and father, you bow to the false idols of money, toys, power and status.
4. STUPID STRENGTH
Uncomfortable with feeling weak, vulnerable, useless, powerless, or rejected, you use intimidation, force, or passive- aggressiveness to regain control.
5. STUPID SEX
Taking an attraction, opportunity, or erection as a "sign," you measure your masculinity and power by sexual conquests, infidelities, and orgasms.
6. STUPID MATRIMONY
Lacking an understanding of the purpose, meaning, or value of marriage, you realize too late that you've gone down the aisle with the wrong woman for the wrong reasons and feel helpless to fix it.
7. STUPID HUSBANDING
Thinking that marriage is the honorable discharge from loving courtship, you continue to live as though you are single and that your "mommy-wife" will take care of everything else.
8. STUPID PARENTING
Believing that only women/mothers nurture children, you withdraw from hands-on parenting to assert your masculine importance, missing out on the "soul food" of a child's hug.
9. STUPID BOYISHNESS
Having not yet worked out a comfortable emotional and social understanding with your mother, you form relationships with women that become geared to avenge, resolve, or protect you from your ties to Mommy.
10. STUPID MACHISMO
Understanding the true and meaningful difference between being male and a man, you can become a man.
1. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
2. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
3. Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
4. Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
5. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.
6. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.
7. How do men sort their laundry?
"Fifthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
8. Why did God create man?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
9. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
10. Two guys were strolling down the street when one guy exclaimed, "how sad -
a dead bird." The other man looked up and said, "where?"
source:- forwared email
do u really think men are that stupid is it just your bf/husband.. or bad experience...
Soniaa,
This applies to both sexes. It is not only men who fall for the wrong guy, women fall for bad guys too such as drug dealers, thugs and murderers hence countless marriage proposals from women to Scott Peterson...
I know personally some seemingly decent women going out with drug dealers (her justification he only sells weed not the hard substance... ) or a guy whose claim to fame is he dated an stripper so she wanted him too. These are not fictional accounts so I am sorta tired of reading women complaning about men not treating them right...In many instances, NOT all, its the choice a woman knowingly makes...so please ease up a lil on us guys.
k'dude
correction: Please read "It is not only men who fall for the wrong guy... " as "It is not only men who fall for the wrong girls..."
well yeah it does apply wid both sexes... did i say it doesnt?????.... kool down boi.. truth is bitter ... aint god nothing say else... lata buh bye... peace out..
like i always say....WOMEN ARE DUMB!!! :)
they think that men do stupid things to mess up their life...why the heck then let them do those mistakes and still continue on with the crap that men are blah, blah. blah....
who thinks women are DUMB ,well they r more DUMER hehe....
why men can think more than women, because they have two heads thts why woman like sonia feel inferior and fill pessimistic thread in sajha.
Woman have every organ that men have, some even in larger size, save that stupid thing that keeps on bulgin' here and there at pretty awkward times and its 2 buddies.
Yet, it is also accepted as a fact that men can think more than woman.
So, by the laws of logic, these 3 organs are , indeed, what we use while we are thinking. These are our f**king HEAD, man and we were abusing it every now and then.
Shame on us.
Some funny women jokes, you ladies will hate me for sure - No harm its just jokes
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party
Understanding a Woman
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-> We need REALLY MEANS I want
-> You want REALLY MEANS You need
-> It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now.
-> We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain
-> Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later.
-> you're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
-> Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to.
-> I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron!
-> You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about?
-> I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period.
-> Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed
-> This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.
-> You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.
-> Yes REALLY MEANS No
-> No REALLY MEANS No
-> Maybe REALLY MEANS No
-> I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep.
-> Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive.
-> How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like.
-> I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while.
-> Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful.
-> I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry.
-> Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it.
-> Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.
-> I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
-> All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?
Please ladies dont kill me its just a humor
Soniaa,
Try XXX size vibrator! In jest, if you like.
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