I am gonna write a comedy from history it up to you to see if it was a witty answer or chaplusi. I will continue writing some funny incident that had happened in the history some you might have heard some not.
Here is the first one
As many of you know how disillusion was Surendra Bir Bikram Shah Dev while he was crown prince. Because of his inhuman punishments he had given to slaves and people( like getting killed from elephant foot, or making people do something so he could be amused, always resulting to to death.) the Royal doctors I.e baidyas had told him he need to go to some place so the environment would change his attitude. So once without informing anyone even his bodyguards he climbed on his horse and headed for trisuli. When his aasepaase came to know about this they hurriedly went after him. Some caught with him around kakani others in Trisuli camp.
Now comes the interesting part. As you all might know the Bhanches would always be bahuns. When Surendra reached trisuli it was getting dark and he was hungry. But the Bhanches hadn't reached the camp yet. But there was a guruju who had never cooked in his life because he too was living a lavish life. But because of the circumstances he was chosen as the person to cook the rice. If you know the history about bahun and chhetri rice and lentils has to be cooked by someone who was considered pure others didn't matter. So now this gurju who had never cooked in his life had to make rice. When the food was cooked it was cooked 4 kinds. Some uncooked some cooked some waterly and some over cooked. So Surendra came to eat while eating he got pissed off and said what kind of food are you serving me? The gurju knew if his answer was not up to the mark he would surly be severly punishedt. So while being scared he replied. " your Majesty, this is the first time I have prepared food for you and because I didn't know what kind of rice you are used to so I prepared 4 types of rice. Surendra the dumb witted was so happy about how guruju went all these trouble only to make me happy gave him 500 bigha Jamin in Tarai.
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