20 Most Funniest Jokes Ever

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nepalithito2013

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

2. I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it - it was a shihtzu.

3. Dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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ghintang_

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How about going to reddit.com/r/jokes where I have seen all these jokes.
http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2df863/top_20_worst_jokes_ever/

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Once,the group of top Nepali political leaders were going together for a meeting in a Jeep.They have been passing by the beautiful,serpentine roads of Trishuli when the driver of the Jeep looses his focus on the scenic beauty,crashing it,and the vehicle tumble down headlong in the farm below.A farmer who was working at that very moment came near the site and upon finding the crushed politicians,he make a big ditch and bury them all.The cops arrived pronto to rescue but found all politicians buried."Were they all dead before you put them in their grave?" asked the curious Inspector to the farmer.The farmer replied,"I see the Jeep falling down from the top and I came to rescue.Some were shouting they weren't dead but you know how our politicians are--they lie too much."

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