You didn’t know you’re going to miss Priya Rai that much.
You realized that the thing you were dying to see and spend countless hours visualizing and self gratifying was nothing special than a two pieces of pancakes with syrup between and you don’t want it on daily basis.
You didn’t know that you will start finding somebody’s wife’s hotter than yours.
Not realizing my wife was with me, I admired a girl at mall by saying, "Good god! she is hot." Then I ran for my life.
I am going all out with no shield on since last six months but she is not expecting at all. May be my thing is watered down because…refer to the first monologue.
And I impregnated the girl I did not want to marry on one night stand. Dang it!
You realize that your exes in Facebook were made extinct & you had no idea.
You realize that your wife starts acting like your mom.
You realize your tummy is getting bigger.
You realize that you started going out to baby showers.
You once horny goat has settled down to be a lazy rhinoceros.
Cheers,
Mangale