*bitch nepali got an american accent
*bitch nepali brags about his credentials
*bitch nepali attends "conference" every week
*bitch nepali is a moderator of some "website"
*bitch nepali "worked hard" to get his greencard
*bitch nepali completed his P.hd and still in school by choice
*bitch nepali is proud that prince harry uses his hand while eating
*bitch nepali is going back home for good and he is having a major dilemma! 
*bitch nepali in chatroom brags about how much carbs he need for his soccer game to kick some serios butt and leaves his FIFA gamertag in kurakani (totally kidding)
*bitch nepali's got six pack
*bitch nepali is a rocket scientist who works in a gas station
*bitch nepali's gonna own a gas station in the very near future 
*bitch nepali sucks at katha/kabita but picks on others work
*bitch nepali wants to carry a LCD tv back home in his CHECKED BAGGAGE.
*bitch nepali is tired of nepali politics
*bitch nepali dont watch porn
*bitch nepali dont lie
*bitch nepali dont fart
*bitch nepali raps (in english too)
*bitch nepali goes to wine tasting and everything (i know)
*bitch nepali knows the difference between acetaminophen and aspirin
*bitch nepali's a hunky geek
*bitch nepali is pro romney
*bitch nepali is tired of my bullshit


ALL CHARACTERS APPEARING IN THIS WORK ARE FICTITIOUS. ANY RESEMBLENCE TO REAL PERSONS, LIVING OR DEAD, IS PURELY COINCIDENTIAL.

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