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The Three Amigos

Finally, after almost a month of silence on Facebook, our PM is back on track with a new selfie. This time, it's not the pants, shoes or the Cheese! It's three young folks chilling aka the PM, HM and IM. And they are the 'Desh Banaune Toli'.

And now they have their fans buzzing, their haters ranting and cursing, and we independent swing voters are smiling because we know the country is on the right track so far, and it's always good to see some weekend photo from Baluwatar!
It's been refreshing to see a young government in place instead of the same old sadaak chaaps who talk about zero tolerance on corruption and then head to their bedrooms to sleep with shady byaparis and foreign dalals!

The pants are out of stock. The Maha Boudha byaparis made a killing. The DDC Yak Cheese is out of stock as well. Well, it was a seasonal thing, but if we can get it right, then we could be exporting our Yak Cheese all over the globe and compete with the artisanal cheeses around the world! Now let's hope the dark glasses don't run out of stock in our byaparis' godowns this week.

I hope the PM will also invite all his cabinet members for a nice weekend lunch in Baluwatar the next time around and take a group selfie, and then hopefully, the 'Desh Banaune Tol - The A Team' pics will be more inclusive as well!

I hope this new FB Status from our PM will give most of us a break from listening to Harkey's rant and Bhogate's daily gaalis. Mahesh Basnet, the Bhogate man now has shown us what kind of a mundrey gunda he is. He calls the PM, a bhai and then uses 'ta' and 'Gar' as if he is telling his kids to clean their rooms or wash their dishes while he keeps on asking his karyakarta to come up with long-arse FB write ups ranting about the current government's every move!

Even we don't call our kids that way and use such languages and the reason all these jholeys and netas of the same old chor parties are now disrespecting the PM and the current government is that they know very well that the public will not listen to their stories anymore. If they had, they wouldn't be across the aisle, shouting their lungs out over trivial matters instead of focusing on their own constituencies.

They should have realized back in March that their game was over and the 'mili-juli' loot tantra has come to an end. I think they still feel that if they keep on ranting then the janta will finally come to their side and vote them to power in the next election. Well, that would be wishful thinking but that's like Oli getting a chance in Baluwatar again. It will not happen and the best option is to pack your bags and leave the political scene!

But these same old corrupt chors do not realize that we have all moved on. We don't have the Shumser Ranas to blame for all the mess in this country. We don't have the Shah Kings to blame for all the mess in this country. We are a Republic in name and was in reality a 'rip off the public' game instead but we do have the same old chor political parties and their jholeys to blame for all the mess in this country for the past two decades.

So, haters can stop posting gaalis. Lovers can just put a like and say 'Cool' and we swing voters can just keep watching and hoping that this government does a good job to destroy the old 'loot' system and build this country back from ruin to stability, prosperity and greatness!

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