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PM Balen to Stay Home and Work!

My wife tells me that Balen is the reincarnation of the late King Mahendra. Maybe it's the all-black dress with the dark glasses. My nephew thinks Balen is like KGF's Rocky Bhai minus the violence and the illegal stuff but maybe the courage and the swag! My high school friend, a South Indian movie fanatic, thinks he is like Rajnikanth in the movies. My kids think Balen is bigger than Iron Man.

What do I think? I think Balen is Balen. He is our PM, and he has Kumar Ben with him to lead us to glory in a decade or two. I think he will be around in our national politics for at least a decade, and I do hope RSP will introduce a term limit for our PM during his tenure as well. He can then be a Senior Minister like LKY when somebody takes over the mantle in a decade.

Do I think RSP will be winning elections for decades? We don't know; a small mishap somewhere might give someone the chance to lead us later, but so far the first 30 days have already shown us that Balen means action, not Big Talk (BT), like our three old stooges, Oli, Prachanda, and Deuba (OPD).

Deuba is no longer in action. He is busy gorging on fish balls and premium whiskey in Hong Kong. He had done more damage to the Nepal Police during his tenure as a Home Minister and as a PM, he was more interested in sharing the loot with the cousins and cadres and even the opposition than helping us rise and be a production nation.

Oli is a little under the weather for now but he is still pissed off at his mundrey gundas for not burning the country down while he was spending his time in a private cabin in Teaching Hospital. Oli still thinks his so-called patriotic stand against the blockade by India makes him the greatest politician ever but his ego and kidneys proved otherwise. He has destroyed his own party by hugging criminals and ass-kissers and this man is pure evil because he still has no remorse over the deaths of young school kids during the Gen Z protests.

Prachanda is still dreaming of a unified communist revolution while his granddaughter is happily taking selfies at some UN office in Switzerland! He might still be around in 2031 but where he will stand up for election is anybody's guess.

It might be across the border by then when he finally settles in Noida, his safe haven during the so-called uncivil war days! He can then drink his whiskey as well and write about how cunning he was that he fooled not only some of us but his own rebels and those who believed in his Prachanda-Path!

Well, let's get back to the story of the day. PM Balen has decided not to visit any foreign lands for at least a year and focus on domestic issues instead of hugging Modi tightly to see if that guy really has a 56' chest or sharing a glass of Moutai with the Chinese. Prachanda left for China when he first became the PM because he wanted to attend the Beijing Olympics for free. Deuba has always been close to the Indians while Oli is close to nobody except Bhogatey!

Our PMs mostly visit India within a month or two for their own personal reasons as if they are seeking blessings from a higher being. I think Balen should first visit Singapore and then the Scandinavian countries when he finally travels abroad in the future.

This is the first time in three-plus decades that foreign Ambassadors are not entering the PM's bedroom to have some chit chat. Even Trump's special envoy did not get a VIP Pass. And the Indian Foreign Secretary has canceled his visit to Nepal because he will not get a physical greeting and meet with our PM. I think even the RAW and the South Block are shocked to see someone in Baluwatar who is not willing to beg for funds or blessings from them.

The old school media and jholeys are trying to blame Balen for all the sufferings of the squatters across the country after the demolition drive but they don't accept the fact that it was their own three old major political parties who permitted their own jholeys to build structures and rent them out to the real sukumbaasis!

I think the media is afraid of Balen because they are used to getting some chiya kharcha and other freebies from those in power, and now they get nothing, not even a word coming out of Baluwatar, and they seem to have nothing to print about gossips from Singha Durbar anymore.

Harka Sampang is slowly looking like a clown and even his hardcore fans are slowly deserting him. Many are on Facebook, cursing our good man Harka for his daily whining session against Balen Sarkar. Mahabir Pun could become the next President of the Republic of Nepal once RSP decides to get rid of the current one!

Our PM goes to work every morning. He is at Singha Durbar trying to figure out the solutions to the hundreds of thousands of problems plaguing our nation and not holding shady meetings with dalals or his chamchas or asking for bribes for promotions and postings in Baluwatar.

Let the man do his job. If we don't like the way he moves, then we can always wait for the next election. In my opinion, he is working hard to destroy all the foundations of corruption in our land and then good days will come.

Only the old school media, jholeys and dalals and shady byaparis need to worry about where the country is heading. All chiya pasals across the country are buzzing with 'What did Balen do' today chiya sessions and most of the folks in the country are backing his every move.

He is not wasting our taxpayers' money on foreign visits or handing out jobs and funds to his near and dear ones. We know he is clean and finally, we will no longer have to deal with the mili-juli loot by the Congress UML Maoist netas and their jholeys! While the old guards start their ruckus, Balen will kill them with silence and a big arse stick on their backs!

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