Dear
Dear
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in Trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of Magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet meat parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Yours ever loving,
Mathematician
Hi Everybody
I wrote the letter by this way but she doesnot reply. What should I do...................?
Please send me
dont know abt ur love story, but if you are really a mathematician, i have a problem for u !
a wegiht is attached to the end of a long spring in bouncing up and down ...as it bounces, its distance from the floor varies sinusoidally with time.. you start a stopwatch ..when the stopwatch reads 0.3 secs the wight first reaches a high point of 60 cm, above the floor..the next low point is at 40 cm..above the floor...occurs at every 1.8 sec..
now Predict the first POSITIVE value of time at which weight is 134 5/4 cm above the floor..(consider gravity too)
Hi Confused
I think you are the student of Physics. That is the simple harmonic motion.
Try to solve yourself
My Beloved Mathematician:
The gravity in your infinite love sucks me into a fathomless black hole. I fear that I will be reduced to strips of noodles by your density and nuclear pressures. In addition, I had never predicted that your attraction to me is solely due to my divine proportions (PHI). Our meeting at a point may at best be parrallel... which I'm afraid is never! Althoug, you seem well-rounded like a sphere, I find you more like an equilateral triangle, with three sharp angles which don't fit my more complicated obtuse-angled scalene nature. I am not acute!
While your sun sets at an angle of 160 degrees, mine is exactly at high noon. Our geographical coordinates don't match neither do our stars. My astrologer stated that our (your and mine) planets allign in one straight line which could have a dominoes effect on the gravitational pull. So, please allow me to resume my lunch in the West, while you watch the Sundial in the East.
Your friend till infinity.
Your
Mathematically Challenged.
Hi Meri SITARA
i don't know that you are the south pole of the earth where as i am in the north . Or you are in Nepal , I am in USA. i try to reach you when the earth revolve. But you moved with the same velocity. You and i are in the two frame of reference which are not accelerating. The relative velocity between you and me is zero. Lets hope we can meet if you stoped to move or i accceletate.
Thanks
Yours
Mathematician
SITARA, I knew IT!! I KNEW IT!
IT was ME that was in ur every heart beat.....mathematician's got a good bye wave ! hurray!!!
i try to reach you when the earth revolve. But you moved with the same velocity...
..hmm depends what kind of velocity ur talking abt...angular velocity might be same but linear velocity differs! :P
.. cut the crap and make lope...
cut the crap and make lope..
sure dyaam bro, whatever u say, sitara khoi kata??
yaaa... cut the crap and drop it like it's hot ladies....
Dumb and Dumber dyking it out here!
.. laughing buddha- go eat shit...
LOLL!! haha dyaam bro..u r funny man!
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