Mangale usually writes his own monologues. But this one he borrowed from a professor 'coz he can: Hey, dude. I'm going on 2nd date with this girl, but can't recall if she said she has syphilis or TB on our first date. Mangale: Talk to her again, if she coughs F**k her!! p.s. Mangale lost his account. :( Thanks for liking his standup monologues.