The Sky is the limit here fellas if I have use a cliche! Simply brag about anything and everything. I know some of us hate rubbing their success in peoples face but what the hell we earned it for, to brag if u ask me ! And Pls try not to lie! Here's how my first one goes, I have been pulled over twice while driving under influence however on both the occasions I succeeded persuading the officer that how that DUI citation is going to crush my whole career and destroy the dream of my poor family back home leaving them with no other choice but hanging themselves ! They both somehow happened to be emotional fools( not disrespecting them, I just don't know any fancy word to describe them) Hence leaving me with no major traffic violation ticket yet. Know on wood ! P.S I am not proud of those incidents, I am proud of the way I maneuvered !
one that got away · Jan 11, 2012 9:47 PM · 45,996 views
ohh i just realized i dont need to curst at any of your family, they already have you in their life!
one that got away · Jan 13, 2012 6:47 PM
Awww, and you are such a blessing. Tell your mom to pop out more of you from her old vagin*. This world might be a better place.
violet7 · Jan 13, 2012 6:55 PM
If she was here I would have definitely conveyed ur good words. Sorry!!
one that got away · Jan 13, 2012 8:00 PM
Reading everything, I realize I'm too old for this thread! I'm 24. What about you guys?
Cacophonix · Jan 13, 2012 8:09 PM
Reading at your post what I realized coco bro is you being such a b
one that got away · Jan 13, 2012 8:20 PM
**big phenomenon in reddit, you should not waste ur time reading mediocre posts from kids like me!
one that got away · Jan 13, 2012 8:21 PM
Oh what a punk! Alrite, I'll leave you to your juvenile hallucinations. Hope you don't kill anyone while you're in wonderland.
Cacophonix · Jan 13, 2012 11:19 PM
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